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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:31 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:52 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:40 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:03 am
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Sephiroths_Blood12 Pyramid the items at the Faktori for an Egyptian surprise! Only Anubis too poor to afford these great new items... our prices are quite pharaoh. You'll never get a Ra deal at the Faktori! You'll never walk out saying "hey... Egypt me!" Once you Ramses new items into your home, you won't believe your Isis! These items are just too Luxorious to be real! Take good Cairo these artifacts, because they're priceless antiques! Oh man, that was painful. Just go to the Faktori and check out the goods. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I demand these sentences be taken outside and shot. Repeatedly.
I totally agree with you. I couldn't even tell what it was supposed to say.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:25 pm
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SatineandChristianforever Sephiroths_Blood12 Pyramid the items at the Faktori for an Egyptian surprise! Only Anubis too poor to afford these great new items... our prices are quite pharaoh. You'll never get a Ra deal at the Faktori! You'll never walk out saying "hey... Egypt me!" Once you Ramses new items into your home, you won't believe your Isis! These items are just too Luxorious to be real! Take good Cairo these artifacts, because they're priceless antiques! Oh man, that was painful. Just go to the Faktori and check out the goods. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I demand these sentences be taken outside and shot. Repeatedly. I totally agree with you. I couldn't even tell what it was supposed to say.
See page 2, around the middle.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:05 pm
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Sephiroths_Blood12 Pyramid the items at the Faktori for an Egyptian surprise! Only Anubis too poor to afford these great new items... our prices are quite pharaoh. You'll never get a Ra deal at the Faktori! You'll never walk out saying "hey... Egypt me!" Once you Ramses new items into your home, you won't believe your Isis! These items are just too Luxorious to be real! Take good Cairo these artifacts, because they're priceless antiques! Oh man, that was painful. Just go to the Faktori and check out the goods. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I demand these sentences be taken outside and shot. Repeatedly. Agreed in full. It was the absolute worst set of puns I'd ever read. Blech.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:39 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:02 pm
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abarrach My attempt at deciphering the text. Quote: Pyramid Peer amid the items at the Faktori for an Egyptian surprise! Only Anubis a n00b is too poor to afford these great new items... our prices are quite pharaoh far out. You'll never get a Ra raw deal at the Faktori! You'll never walk out saying "hey... Egypt he gypped me!" Once you Ramses ram these new items into your home, you won't believe your Isis eyes! These items are just too Luxorious luxurious to be real! Take good Cairo care of these artifacts, because they're priceless antiques! Oh man, that was painful. Just go to the Faktori and check out the goods. What do you think? Edit : changed " rat deal" to " raw deal". Thanks chiyojo!
I thought it was "Our prices are quite fair, though" rather than "far out." It makes a bit more sense that way.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:40 pm
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MyOwnBestCritic abarrach My attempt at deciphering the text. Quote: Pyramid Peer amid the items at the Faktori for an Egyptian surprise! Only Anubis a n00b is too poor to afford these great new items... our prices are quite pharaoh far out. You'll never get a Ra raw deal at the Faktori! You'll never walk out saying "hey... Egypt he gypped me!" Once you Ramses ram these new items into your home, you won't believe your Isis eyes! These items are just too Luxorious luxurious to be real! Take good Cairo care of these artifacts, because they're priceless antiques! Oh man, that was painful. Just go to the Faktori and check out the goods. What do you think? Edit : changed " rat deal" to " raw deal". Thanks chiyojo! I thought it was "Our prices are quite fair, though" rather than "far out." It makes a bit more sense that way.
Yes, that could be. However, neither "fair" nor "far" fit the pronunciation of "pharaoh" that I'm accustomed to. But, I do agree that your translation works better, so I'll change it.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:28 pm
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abarrach MyOwnBestCritic abarrach My attempt at deciphering the text. Quote: Pyramid Peer amid the items at the Faktori for an Egyptian surprise! Only Anubis a n00b is too poor to afford these great new items... our prices are quite pharaoh far out. You'll never get a Ra raw deal at the Faktori! You'll never walk out saying "hey... Egypt he gypped me!" Once you Ramses ram these new items into your home, you won't believe your Isis eyes! These items are just too Luxorious luxurious to be real! Take good Cairo care of these artifacts, because they're priceless antiques! Oh man, that was painful. Just go to the Faktori and check out the goods. What do you think? Edit : changed " rat deal" to " raw deal". Thanks chiyojo! I thought it was "Our prices are quite fair, though" rather than "far out." It makes a bit more sense that way. Yes, that could be. However, neither "fair" nor "far" fit the pronunciation of "pharaoh" that I'm accustomed to. But, I do agree that your translation works better, so I'll change it.
You've perked my curiosity. How exactly do you pronounce pharaoh?
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:57 pm
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subservient_x_nonentity abarrach MyOwnBestCritic abarrach My attempt at deciphering the text. Quote: Pyramid Peer amid the items at the Faktori for an Egyptian surprise! Only Anubis a n00b is too poor to afford these great new items... our prices are quite pharaoh far out. You'll never get a Ra raw deal at the Faktori! You'll never walk out saying "hey... Egypt he gypped me!" Once you Ramses ram these new items into your home, you won't believe your Isis eyes! These items are just too Luxorious luxurious to be real! Take good Cairo care of these artifacts, because they're priceless antiques! Oh man, that was painful. Just go to the Faktori and check out the goods. What do you think? Edit : changed " rat deal" to " raw deal". Thanks chiyojo! I thought it was "Our prices are quite fair, though" rather than "far out." It makes a bit more sense that way. Yes, that could be. However, neither "fair" nor "far" fit the pronunciation of "pharaoh" that I'm accustomed to. But, I do agree that your translation works better, so I'll change it. You've perked my curiosity. How exactly do you pronounce pharaoh?
Umm... how can I put this? My pronunciation of "pharaoh" is about half-way between "fair" and "far". It's more like "fact". In IPA notation, it would more like [faɹo], whereas "fair" is like [feɹ], and "far" is like [fɑɹ].
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:00 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:32 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:08 pm
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