Original word game!!!

[C y a n i d e[C a n d y]

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| YOU | MADE | ME | TOSS | ME | LUCKY | CHARMZ. |
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..I heard a shuffle in the corner. I went to investigate..

 

[Ksenia Sergeevina]

and I saw Jesus. He said "thou shall  

[[yin~yang]]

findest the monkey if thou searchest hard enough" and I thought...  

[Doppelgaanger]

"What the Hell is wrong ith this dude?" He seemed to read my mind and said, "  

[C y a n i d e[C a n d y]

.."Can't you tell when a man is stoned?" I stood flabbergasted as he..

 

[Doppelgaanger]

proceeded to pass out on the ground. I poked him with a really long stick to see if he was okay, and then  

[[yin~yang]]

took his wallet, which was sadly empty. I thought "...  

[Doppelgaanger]

"He's JESUS for Christ's sake! He should be  

[C y a n i d e[C a n d y]

..loaded, I mean, Jesus!" Tossing the empty wallet onto the ground, I..

1,9o5//25,5oo

 

[MyOwnBestCritic]

looked around and saw a monkey. He said to me, "  

[[yin~yang]]

"SCREEECH" because Monkey's can't talk... that's crazy. But then...  

[The Strix]

But then he saw Jesus passed out on the ground. He was devastated and began to...  

[C y a n i d e[C a n d y]

..perform CPR on him. I looked at the monkey and said, "Wait, Jesus can..

 

[[yin~yang]]

...ressurect himself... why am I trying to save him? He can save himself!" I then got up...  

[Venat the Undying]

turned around and saw lightening strike. I jumped and God said "my son died because of you, now you shall..."


(keep it appropriate, this could be iffy)