What is the funniest grammar mistake you've ever made?

[Ksenia Sergeevina]

For philosophy, I had to write in the voice of Thomas Hobbes. It became a habit after 20 journal entries and wrote everything like Hobbes. I would do things like spell 'originall' instead of 'original' and I started paragraphs with 'and'.  

[ITEMhunter]

Well as far as spelling goes, I used to spell 'want' like 'wnat' looking back on my old xanga.
It was so embarrassing..  

[Ensign Rickeee]

I have a really good friend named Bobby and he's really cool. Being immature adolescents, we decided to pass notes in class. In the middle of our note passing, the teacher caught us. Her, being the immature adult, read the note aloud to the class. She cleared her throat and started reading, "Thanks for the money Booby." Now, my class, also being immature adolescents, laughed. Funny. Yes. That's the word. hilarious...  

[sswolfie]

donutguy

In spanish class ( I did it on purpose ). Mi llamo means My name is, and it is pronounced as (me yammo) if you say mi llamo it means I lick. There was a game where you said a funny name for yourself. So I said 'Mi llamo es trenta anos chikos'

So I said I lick 13 year old girls. rofl Of course I am 13, making the blow a bit less sharp.

Wow, I hope you are more literate in english than you are in spanish... I realize you're 13, but just so you know (and I'm really not trying to criticize you, but I love spanish and this is bugging me!), it should be "me llamo" and you shouldn't say "es" after it. Oh, and trenta is actually 30! 13 is "trece." Plus, you spelled "chickos" wrong... it's "chicas," so if you really did say "chicos" you are really dirty because chicos are boys and hopefully you said "anos" with an accent (the squiggly one ~) because if not, then you're really dirty! On top of all this, I'm not sure that "Mi llamo es trenta anos chikos" even makes any sense at all! Okay, I'm done now...  

[sswolfie]

I had this really funny typo once... I meant to say "My legs are itchy" but I missed the 'l' and it read, "My egs are itchy." So if you say it out-loud, it sounds really bad! I laughed at myself later! rofl  

[sswolfie]

sexywolfie

donutguy

In spanish class ( I did it on purpose ). Mi llamo means My name is, and it is pronounced as (me yammo) if you say mi llamo it means I lick. There was a game where you said a funny name for yourself. So I said 'Mi llamo es trenta anos chikos'

So I said I lick 13 year old girls. rofl Of course I am 13, making the blow a bit less sharp.

Wow, I hope you are more literate in english than you are in spanish... I realize you're 13, but just so you know (and I'm really not trying to criticize you, but I love spanish and this is bugging me!), it should be "me llamo" and you shouldn't say "es" after it. Oh, and trenta is actually 30! 13 is "trece." Plus, you spelled "chickos" wrong... it's "chicas," so if you really did say "chicos" you are really dirty because chicos are boys and hopefully you said "anos" with an accent (the squiggly one ~) because if not, then you're really dirty! On top of all this, I'm not sure that "Mi llamo es trenta anos chikos" even makes any sense at all! Okay, I'm done now...

Oh, sorry. Someone already corrected you... oops!  

[LithiumLuna]

Seikonai

MadnessFreak

Organic Shadows

That reminds me of when George Bush (ARGH mad ) said something about the "breast choice."

Bush doesn't know the difference between the words 'hostage' and 'hostile', and that's a fact.

He makes me shudder when I listen to his speeches.....

How did he get elected president? And why does every Intelligence Quota test say his is about 145? Isn't 100 Supposed to be average?

...New-Clear? sweatdrop  

[Venat the Undying]

IncarnationLuna

Seikonai

MadnessFreak

Organic Shadows

That reminds me of when George Bush (ARGH mad ) said something about the "breast choice."

Bush doesn't know the difference between the words 'hostage' and 'hostile', and that's a fact.

He makes me shudder when I listen to his speeches.....

How did he get elected president? And why does every Intelligence Quota test say his is about 145? Isn't 100 Supposed to be average?

...New-Clear? sweatdrop

Yeah, he says like: nu - cu - lar.
instead of Nu - cle- ar.  

[Orenia]

Once I wrote: "I'm trying to find my choke book" instead of, "I'm trying to find my checkbook." That might have been more of a Freudian Slip (saying things out loud that you're thinking unconsciously) than anything else, haha. domokun  

[user_deleted_forever]

one day my friend and i were going to walk home from school and go to our local grocery store, foodland. At the end of the day another friend was like, "Are you catching the bus home?"
and I said, "No, I'm fooding."
stare
then i laughed and now whenever me and my friend plan on going to foodland we say "Let's food." or "Are we fooding?"

and then once a long time ago I was instant messaging someone and I meant to write "I have to go to LeeLee's house," but I wasn't looking at the keyboard while I was typing, and I wrote, "I have to go to PeePee's house," and he wrote, "Okay..."

and then i was writing on the white board in class, and I
m normally really good at spelling, but I completely spaced out and wrote the word 'sex' like 'secks' out of habit because i was writing it like that as a joke all morning. when i sat down the teacher just stared at me and then finally everyone understood and laughed. What's worse is that the teacher then spelled it like that all class long. stare  

[SuperScott78]

"A few weeks ago I told my friend to go to PEN island.com The site was autually called, p***s land.com
But it wasn't a mistake so I fail." D:

 

[Anriasia Michiho]

I think the funniest mistake I ever made was over the internet in a chat forum.
I have no idea how, but I accidentally typed the word 'pole play' instead of 'role play'...
A fair number of my friends on that forum gave a hard time for that mistake... Especially since the letter 'p' was on the complete other side of the keyboard...  

[Momoko Wakaba]

I think mine was back in the fifth grade when I was in art class, I was describing a part of speech to my guy friends and I said, "For example, I desperately need a viagra." I only said that because I thought it was something else because in the commercial, they only tell you something like, "Bob was happy after using viagra." I didn't realize this until one of my friends said what it was used for. I felt so perverted...  

[Organic Shadows]

IncarnationLuna

Seikonai

MadnessFreak

Organic Shadows

That reminds me of when George Bush (ARGH mad ) said something about the "breast choice."

Bush doesn't know the difference between the words 'hostage' and 'hostile', and that's a fact.

He makes me shudder when I listen to his speeches.....

How did he get elected president? And why does every Intelligence Quota test say his is about 145? Isn't 100 Supposed to be average?

...New-Clear? sweatdrop

Wait, 100??! Then.. I'm above average.... by seventeen points... and I'm eleven... sheeshie.