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 Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:23 pm
then a hunter shot it and died.
The two lovers stared into each other's eyes, their bodies intertwined on the living room floor. The space between their lips began to close when...
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:47 am
...the guy turned on the TV and started watching it instead.
The President of the United States has issued a warning to all Teens saying...
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:10 pm
The Barney show is now canceled.
The beautiful teens were skinny dipping in the lake, making out under the full moon...
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:06 pm
...and it's a damned shame what cold water at night does to a young man's anatomy.
The brave and handsome prince finally makes it to the top of the tower to rescue the beautiful princess....
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:30 pm
To find out its a transvestite.
So, I was out buying some shoes, and this hot guy comes up to me...
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:35 am
screams and runs away! eek
When driving down the dark highway, i spotted....
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:26 pm
a lamp post
the attic door slammed shut behind the girl as she entered to retrieve her ball when suddenly...
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:44 pm
Billy, her neighbor buddy, gave her the ball.
All the lights shut off in the dirty alleyway, and an eerie silence fell on the area. THEN ...
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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:00 pm
Everyone sang Christmas Carols.
Sirens sounded all over the city, All radio and television stations broadcasted this special announcement from the President:
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:19 am
"It's SO tragic! I..I... I lost my favorite pen! I can't sign bills without it! You all HAVE to help me look for it!" anchor: In other news, the biggest fire ever to occur has broken out all over California. It is believed to be connected with the currently simultaneously appearing tornadoes in Kansas, hurricanes in Florida, blizzards in New York, and....
Little Joey was sleeping soundly in his bed when he was suddenly awoken by a loud crashing noise that came from the living room. He got up to turn off the TV, thinking thats where the noise came from. Instead...
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:45 am
... it was his brother stumbling in the dark after grabbing a midnight snack. "Hey, bro. I finished the Oreos."
Wesley glared at Leroy with the same anger he shot back at him. They both had their hands near their weapons, sweat making its way down their brows, then finally...
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:26 pm
...they decided to call it a draw, both of them had the best weapon...
The ominous looking clouds are hovering over the town...
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:30 pm
and then a rainbow appear from out of no where.
Just as the children peered under the edge of the bed to find the source of the awful noise....
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:38 pm
They remembered they left a half-eaten slice of pizza under the bed so their mom wouldn't find them eating it, then both grabbed for it at the same time, bumping knuckles.
The intruder bammed on the door twice as if to break the door down. Never replying to Judy's inquiries as to who it was, she reached the door and was about to look through the peephole when...
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:22 am
Santa came through the chimney and took the half-eaten slice of pizza from under the bed.
Another knock was heard and silence filled the house as...
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