The Anti-Climax!

[VOMiTxromancex]

then a hunter shot it and died.

The two lovers stared into each other's eyes, their bodies intertwined on the living room floor. The space between their lips began to close when...  

[tinkerbell2cma]

...the guy turned on the TV and started watching it instead.

The President of the United States has issued a warning to all Teens saying...  

[darthapples]

The Barney show is now canceled.

The beautiful teens were skinny dipping in the lake, making out under the full moon...  

[Blackwing Rose]

...and it's a damned shame what cold water at night does to a young man's anatomy.


The brave and handsome prince finally makes it to the top of the tower to rescue the beautiful princess....  

[BansheeinHades]

To find out its a transvestite.

So, I was out buying some shoes, and this hot guy comes up to me...  

[AjayBigBlue89]

screams and runs away! eek

When driving down the dark highway, i spotted....

 

[Sincerely Ophelia]

a lamp post

the attic door slammed shut behind the girl as she entered to retrieve her ball when suddenly...  

[Different...Very.]

Billy, her neighbor buddy, gave her the ball.


All the lights shut off in the dirty alleyway, and an eerie silence fell on the area. THEN ...

 

[Aurora Sing]

Everyone sang Christmas Carols.


Sirens sounded all over the city, All radio and television stations broadcasted this special announcement from the President:  

[Sincerely Ophelia]

"It's SO tragic! I..I... I lost my favorite pen! I can't sign bills without it! You all HAVE to help me look for it!" anchor: In other news, the biggest fire ever to occur has broken out all over California. It is believed to be connected with the currently simultaneously appearing tornadoes in Kansas, hurricanes in Florida, blizzards in New York, and....

Little Joey was sleeping soundly in his bed when he was suddenly awoken by a loud crashing noise that came from the living room. He got up to turn off the TV, thinking thats where the noise came from. Instead...  

[Different...Very.]

... it was his brother stumbling in the dark after grabbing a midnight snack. "Hey, bro. I finished the Oreos."

Wesley glared at Leroy with the same anger he shot back at him. They both had their hands near their weapons, sweat making its way down their brows, then finally...  

[Aurora Sing]

...they decided to call it a draw, both of them had the best weapon...

The ominous looking clouds are hovering over the town...  

[Momma_2_Jo]

and then a rainbow appear from out of no where.

Just as the children peered under the edge of the bed to find the source of the awful noise....

 

[Different...Very.]

They remembered they left a half-eaten slice of pizza under the bed so their mom wouldn't find them eating it, then both grabbed for it at the same time, bumping knuckles.

The intruder bammed on the door twice as if to break the door down. Never replying to Judy's inquiries as to who it was, she reached the door and was about to look through the peephole when...

 

[duckix3]

Santa came through the chimney and took the half-eaten slice of pizza from under the bed.

Another knock was heard and silence filled the house as...