Shaving your legs.

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit, everyone knows dryshaving is a recipe for disaster. You only do it on a dare and if you are a manly man.

Wet your leg down first, then apply le'creme and then shave.

P.S. - Dryshaving only works with a straight razor.

Well excuse me for trying to be quick about it.
o_o

Seriously, though. I shave in the shower. Without shaving cream. When I use shaving cream my legs get rough. >_>;
But when I just take a razor while I'm in the shower they turn out fine.

WITHOUT LOTION. >_>

I only use cream on my face. The shower is where I do the leg and chest.

The face requires precision and that requires a mirror.

And if I don't use lotion on my leg bumps come out everywhere on my thigh. u_u

You're not really supposed to go up to your thigh, since when you wear shorts/pants ( which is um... you know, every day? ) it rubs the hair off anyway. o_O
And they become ingrown but they're not really there. It's stupid. o_O

Let's think about this, MISS KELLZ.
I am a man. I have a shaved leg. Weird enough.

Now I'm naked and your sliding your hand up my leg. Smoothsmoothsmoothkneehairyhairysmoothdick.

That's a mood killer.

And most times I only wear my briefs.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit, everyone knows dryshaving is a recipe for disaster. You only do it on a dare and if you are a manly man.

Wet your leg down first, then apply le'creme and then shave.

P.S. - Dryshaving only works with a straight razor.

Well excuse me for trying to be quick about it.
o_o

Seriously, though. I shave in the shower. Without shaving cream. When I use shaving cream my legs get rough. >_>;
But when I just take a razor while I'm in the shower they turn out fine.

WITHOUT LOTION. >_>

I only use cream on my face. The shower is where I do the leg and chest.

The face requires precision and that requires a mirror.

And if I don't use lotion on my leg bumps come out everywhere on my thigh. u_u

You're not really supposed to go up to your thigh, since when you wear shorts/pants ( which is um... you know, every day? ) it rubs the hair off anyway. o_O
And they become ingrown but they're not really there. It's stupid. o_O

Let's think about this, MISS KELLZ.
I am a man. I have a shaved leg. Weird enough.

Now I'm naked and your sliding your hand up my leg. Smoothsmoothsmoothkneehairyhairysmoothdick.

That's a mood killer.

And most times I only wear my briefs.

Hm. I see where you're coming from.
Fair enough. o.o  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit, everyone knows dryshaving is a recipe for disaster. You only do it on a dare and if you are a manly man.

Wet your leg down first, then apply le'creme and then shave.

P.S. - Dryshaving only works with a straight razor.

Well excuse me for trying to be quick about it.
o_o

Seriously, though. I shave in the shower. Without shaving cream. When I use shaving cream my legs get rough. >_>;
But when I just take a razor while I'm in the shower they turn out fine.

WITHOUT LOTION. >_>

I only use cream on my face. The shower is where I do the leg and chest.

The face requires precision and that requires a mirror.

And if I don't use lotion on my leg bumps come out everywhere on my thigh. u_u

You're not really supposed to go up to your thigh, since when you wear shorts/pants ( which is um... you know, every day? ) it rubs the hair off anyway. o_O
And they become ingrown but they're not really there. It's stupid. o_O

Let's think about this, MISS KELLZ.
I am a man. I have a shaved leg. Weird enough.

Now I'm naked and your sliding your hand up my leg. Smoothsmoothsmoothkneehairyhairysmoothdick.

That's a mood killer.

And most times I only wear my briefs.

Hm. I see where you're coming from.
Fair enough. o.o

Yeah dude. No one wants a mountain in the middle of the desert.