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 Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:21 am
"sheesh... " gets out a mop and cleans up the red stuff.... " wait this isn't juice this blood.. How it get there?!" evil "someone gotta pay NOW! as you know I have one special power and that is super strength so if you make me mad your life might be over!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:24 am
"Ooh, another duckie! I clearly need more drinks...Would you be so kind to get me a martini?"
The lady smiled and waved at the mopping boy.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:47 pm
hehe... sweatdrop I'm just the owner so yes i know I'm a dork hehe...
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:54 pm
A man comes in and asks if he can sign-up as a waiter/entertainer.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:01 am
Walt-J-Rimmer A man comes in and asks if he can sign-up as a waiter/entertainer. "of course you can.... could you clean the blood for me I feel I'm gonna hurl" hands the broom to him
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:10 am
"Yeah Blood!" He pulls out a heater and makes it dry and then chips it off and throws it away.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:50 am
"Waiter! Bring me a dry martini"
said the geeky lady and waved at him.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:02 am
he does so. "One dry martini and one dry martini." One is a dry martini. The other is a martini after it has been dried. So most of it is powder and stuff. "Enjoy!" He suddenly spawns army boots a top hat and sweat clothes and does a dance while singing "Forrest Gump" That was originally done by Weird Al.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:19 am
She quickly drank the real martini and seemed depressed of the fact that she still saw Walt.
"Great, that's no hallusination"
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:21 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:23 am
"Oh my" said the lady and laughed at her own mind.
"The stuff is finally kicking in!"
At least she thought so before she saw a giant Elmo and screamed in horror.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:25 am
Walt appears behind her. "Meet Taelmo. Or, tall Elmo. He was a genetic experiment gone wrong and now likes to head drunk people's heads. I suggest you move."
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:48 am
"I am not drunk. I have to drink to be sober, otherwise I see hallusinations" She scratched her head and pinched her eyes close. The Elmo disappeared.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:50 am
"Wow can he move." The thing is now on the ceiling bringing it's head down to heat her.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:02 am
((Wtf is it doing? XD))
The lady moved a little further from it and lifted her legs up on the chair.
She hugged her knees and leaned her chin on them.
"Go away, mr boogieman, go away, go away mr boogieman, go away"
She chanted in a low voice.
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