Corrupt A Wish

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but it was only for 1 minute and you came back to life XD

I wish I could turn 18 already.

 

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted in 2 sec you will be 18 forever

i wish i could grow wings

 

[stellar sound]

Granted, but they're ugly and don't help you fly

I wish I had more friends  

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but they're all backstabbing fakes and they annoy you constantly.

I wish I had the power to read minds.

 

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted but know you cant stop and go insane from all the voices that continue to pour into your mind from everyone in the world

i wish dead kitties would come alive and be my hoard of zombie kitty army to take over the world

 

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but they all decided to overrule you and you became the kitties slave.[[inserthorriblescarymusichere.]]


I wish I could build my own empire and populate it with lots and lots of.......goldfish. 3nodding

 

[stellar sound]

Granted, but they all eat each other

I wish my performance wasn't in 2 days  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted it's in 2 mins

i wish i could get my hamster off heroine

 

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

Wait...

granted... but now its on crack

i wish today wasnt his last day here...

They don't love you like I love you...

 

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted yesterday was

i wish my hamster was off of crack :[[

 

[ThirteenKatz]

Granted, but now it's on meth, heroin, speed, cocaine, and red bull.

I wish it wasn't so hot in my room. Dx

 

[XxWinterAmaranthxX]

Granted but now his obsessed with you.

I wish that there was no pollution in the world  

[Forget`]

Granted, but now environmentalists lost their jobs.

I wish that I could go shopping...  

[XxWinterAmaranthxX]

Granted but the only place you can't shop at is Hot Topic

I wish I had a Unicorn