The Package- A Role Playing Goof Off! (AC)

[KiyaraSabel]

OOC: eek I swear, Misopan's Avie GRINNED at me...

"DIE HOJO-LUVIN FILTH!" Sabel screamed bounding off of Vaizel's chest with enough force that the handcuffs with which she had affixed herself to him snapped. She landed on the unsuspecting scientist and gripped him tightly gnawing at whatever part of him came into biting range. Rather like a cat she clung to and kicked at him furiously. By the time he wrenched himself free to escape her she seemed to be frothing at the mouth.

Kuroi swaggered out of the alley, one wing over the female gold chocob's shoulders as he serenaded her with tales of his daring in poetic choconese. However he paused in his tracks as he watched a shifty looking in a lab coat rip himself free from his master's death clutch. With an indignant cry of "WAAARKWARK WARKEW!" He charged barrelling towards the man with all the strength the racer could manage. The Gold chocobo was impressed with his skills.  

[Too Sexy For A Shirt]

"Why meeeee!" Sujuka moaned to himself running with surprising ease for a man in an oversided coat (Hojo's coat to be exact). "God hates me...Hates me...Hates me a tell you!" He stopped and turned around, summoning some random creature to give him a chance to get away. If he ditched the coat and tied his hair back he could maybe swing it. He was half afraid he'd caugh some kind of viral disease from the frothing maniac who'd tackled him down. "You people are crazy! I've done nothing wrong...well...yet anyway."  

[Cecil Helden]

AThalon leapt into the air shrieking, as the mirror house burst into shattering molten glass. He then changed trajectory to tackle Sujuka. Standing upon his recently knocked over prey he spoke up.

"Remnants, Rebels, Shin-Ra executives, lend me your ears;
I come to save this Hojo loving freak, not to aid him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interréd with their bones,
Sadly it can't be with Hojo because really what good did he do?
Shin-Ra" he gestured towards the president "Hath told you Hojo was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
He tried to shoot the chosen one with a stream of mako, really what's up with that?
He did so, under leave of Shin-Ra and the rest,
Here come I to speak in Hojo's name….
He was not my friend, I've never really met him:
But Shin-Ra says he was ambitious;
And Shin-Ra is an honourable man….
He hath brought many captives home to Midgar,
In whose blood did the scientists syringes fill with strange space virii:
Did in doing this Hojo seem ambitious?
When the remnants hath escaped, Hojo hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Shin-Ra says he was ambitious;
And Shin-Ra is an honourable man.
You all did see that in the Shin-Ra mansion
He was twice presented with freaks to mess with,
Which he did twice lose: was this ambition?
Yet Shin-Ra says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove that Hojo was one screwed up guy,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did hate him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?
O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;
My heart is with the man you so cruelly assault,
And I must leave it there till find you just means to strike me down."

Thalon looked around quite impressed with himself. "did anyone write that down? I was awesome" He said with a bow.  

[Too Sexy For A Shirt]

Sujula blinked, on the brink of fear and confusion. Was he just attacked by a bard? What did they call those people who outburst such...creativities?

"Not to spoil your sport good man, but let me go!" He crawled away and stood behind the weak little creature that was supposed to protect him. "They crazy, I tell you, crazy!...though I gotta give him credit for the verse..." He mumbled to himself. "I'm an innocent bystander!" He added throwing off the coat and glasses and making off in an opposite direction on foot.  

[Eskevar Fire Cross]

The brothers dusting off the rubble from their persons saw the Hojo groupie to late to impede the progress of their chocoboic friend. They did a double take when another individual appeared spouting bad verse about Shinra and Hojo, although when asked if anyone had taken that down Fenrir was looking up at him with a fervent light in his green eyes and a pen and pad of paper in his hands and replied, "Indeed I have your Eloquence. I am moved beyond words." All this was of course said in such a way that had you known nothing of Fenrir you would have supposed him to be in complete earnest. Garm for his part, sighed and rolled his eyes. This was supposed to be a NICE day. He did not count getting near blown up twice a NICE day.  

[The demon Angel]

Vincent stumbled out of the rubble in time to hear the strange 'poetry' about hojo. Though it struck him as vaguely familiar from somewhere. However, if there was ANYTHING he hated more than mirrors, it was Hojo. And his gun arm rose seemingly of it's own volition, "Hojo was a monster!!!" He growled, and promptly fainted dead away.  

[Too Sexy For A Shirt]

Sujuka hid behind something tall and hoped that everything would pass. Hojo was not liked. By anyone. But Sujuka was not going to concede his hero worship for the sake f keeping a few people happy. It wasn't HIS problem they found Hojo unlikable. "They're loonies." He snorted to himself.  

[Ermak Lorde]

'Loonies' was perhaps a more accurate term than Sujuka realized, as Vaizel sat on the ground mumbling to himself, and having retrieved several volatile materials was arranging them together in practiced motions. In a moment he held a small roughly cylindrical object, wrapped in a variety of wires, most of which were red. He then placed this in a small brown box, wrapped that in more brown paper and started writing on the top. "H-o-j-o...." He muttered, "To: Hojo" Smiling at his achievement the cyborg set this box aside and constructed a second wired object, placed it in a wrapped box "To...." then glanced up at Sujuka, "What's your name?" The cyborg inquired with amazing serenity.

Rufus watched the ensuing chaos instigated by the scientist-looking young man. After a moment he snorted, no reason to worry about Shinra's hand with this one, he decided quickly. His glance traveled around the rapidly dispersing group. "Well?" He began, quickly interupting the current streams of conversation, "Are we going to ressurect this Aeris girl or not?"

Freyr was, by this time, several blocks away happily munching on Skittles one-by-one. The bag he'd traded the white Materia for must have had at least 2 dozen packages of the fruity snacks. The chimera was quite content. It was in this frame of mind that he happened across a rather disgruntled and apparently perplexed midget of an old man. "Hello!" Freyr called pleasantly, "What's happening?"  

[Too Sexy For A Shirt]

Sujuka blinked. "You seriously think I'm going to tell you my name? You really are crazy." He could say no more when the familiar voice of Rufus called for a questioned to be answered. Aeris was to be resurrected? Hmm. Sujuka though to take some measures to find out exactly how they were going to do such an action. The scientist in him was curious.  

[Cecil Helden]

Thalon looked at Vaizel and said with absolute certainty in his voice "His name is Cumulous Angst" Thalon walked towards Vaizel and was saying "Say make sure you get the address right we wouldn't want that going to..." it was then that he was interrupted by the ressurecting talk "EEEEEW ARE YOU SOME SORT OF SICKO I'M NOT A NECROPHILE!!!!" he shrieked.  

[Eskevar Fire Cross]

Fenrir and Garm looked back and forth at the various responses to the the Hojo groupie. This couldn't possibly end well, Fenrir was looking nervously at Vaizel's activities when the shouted words drew his attention. He furrowed his brow looking rather confused.

" Brother, what is a Necrophile? I don't believe I've heard that term before," he asked Garm placidly.

Garm responded with, " Someone who loves dead people."

" Of course people love dead people, I mean dead poets, dead mothers, dead grandmothers."

" No, I mean LOVES dead people."

" Ehhh....." Fenrir replied in a nervous tone finely understanding. " I think we may have to interfere in this whole resurrection scheme because that's just sick."

" Yes, quite. Not to mention rather smelly. But first if you please, forestall Vaizel from blowing us all up."

Fenrir then approached the cyborg and attempted to get the bomb away from him. " Here Vaizel, I can run that down to the post office if you like, once you're finished and all," He said cheerily.  

[KiyaraSabel]

"Hrm, well now that does seem to be the pickle." The chocsage commented turning around to greet the Felis-centaur. "You see, I need to get home and my chocobo has left me stranded here. Being a lowly NPC who has imparted my wisdom, my nearest guess is that I am now an optional sidequest waiting to happen."

Sabel paused to blink as Sujuka's randomly summoned creature appeared, and suddenly she screamed "AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! It's a MOOOOGLE! WE"RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" In a blind panic, she clung to the nearest source of possible reassurement the sexy not-ups man, and once again, was finely rooted to him as like some unmentionable parasite.

Kuroi, noticing his valiant efforts had not passed the notice of his lady chocobo, puffed himself up to appear twice the chocobo he once was and huffed and puffed and warked around quite intimidatingly at the humans, all to prove his manli- er chocobo-ness to his newly found admirer.

Ruo meanwhile, halted mid ninja battle to pop her head out of the smoke cloud and wander to the President's side, leaving a shadow and smoke doppleganger to distract Shinrei while she made off with her boss and apparently the flock of loonies now following him. Knowing the use of lackeys, she didn't comment on thier disdainful presence and awaited orders  

[Ermak Lorde]

"C-u-m-l-o-u-s A-n-g-s-t... " Vaizel wrote and muttered, naively beleiving thalon's words. He glanced up when Fenrir approached, considering the young man's suggestion for several moments before shaking his head. "No... I need to take them myself... they're time sensative... and last time I let someone else take them Cloud ended up in the hospital for his tardiness..." The cyborg growled at the memory, "It set me back almost a day in my plans..." Still muttering he clutched his two packages, rising from the ground and plodded over to Sujuka, "Here... one for you Sir Angst... and... pass one on to Hojo if you would?" He smiled and then turned without awaiting an answer. It was then that the Clone latched onto him yet again, and a furious scowl marred his face as he tried futily to dislodge His gaze traveled to Rufus, "If we're going let's Go!" he snarled, irritated by Sabel's continued obsession.

Freyr gazed at the Chocobo sage for several moments, contentedly munching his fruity candies. "I could be your chocobo!" He decided with enthusiasm. "I've got the right color hair and all!"

Rufus snorted at the confusion around him, and having finally caught at least ONE person's attention turned to continue traveling. The ancient would be perfect for his plans to overthrow 'Dufus Shinra' everything was proceeding nicely...  

[KiyaraSabel]

"Excellent" Ruo said, pushing her sunglasses up the bridge of her nose. "Shall we be escorting any of those riff-raff?" She asked of the assorted crowd with a disdainful motion as she climbed into the driver's seat.

"Well I don't see why not" The surprisingly spry old man replied leaping onto Freyr's back in splendidly bobbing form. "Now, to my cottage!"


OOC: Honestly I don't think we even want to KNOW what Sabel is doing to Vai's leg right now.  

[kemenlith]

Murdock was no where in particular... he was just loitering around here and there, wondering where everyone else had gone.