Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[zz1000zz]

lurichan has thus far escaped her fate by feeding members of her slave labor force to the snake. Unfortunately, this has caused the snake to grow so large she no longer has access to her secret lair.  

[lurichan]

ZZ is really the daughter of the emperor of japan, and speaks the language flulently, but refuses to do so because she does not care to be associated with anime and be mobbed by otaku.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan is the b*****d step-child of a certain president who shall not be named, so as to avoid a lynching.  

[lurichan]

ZZ can't stand to be right. Whenever she is afriad she might win at an argument she purposely throws the fight so the opposition wins.  

[zz1000zz]

(Ouch, just ouch.)

lurichan recently hired a bear to remove her snake problem.  

[lurichan]

((^^* I didn't mean it to be as mean as it came out))

ZZ is really a gunslinger from the old west who became unemployed shortly after a fight with Clint Eastwood, and is now shooting cans off a fence as a side show type attraction in order to get enough money to pay the bills.  

[zz1000zz]

(Because i am *so* offended by things like that.)

lurichan is the evil villian who always wears black clothing and is destined to die in a dramatic gunfight with climatic music. So far she has lived only because of difficulty finding a band.  

[lurichan]

ZZ has the most boring and uneventful life ever.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan has the most fun and exciting life ever.  

[lurichan]

ZZ was abandoned by her clown parents when she was young for not being able to dream. Since she couldn't understand their cicus ways, they abandoned her to a life of mediocrity and normalcy in the hopes she would not remember the way her life was before.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan secretly envies my childhood as she has always wanted to be a human cannonball, but has a deep-rooted fear of clowns.  

[lurichan]

ZZ eats invader-O's for breakfast, and loves the taste of the "speical suprise inside"  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan has a secret crush on the bird from Fruit Loops.  

[IY_and_MCR]

At the age of twelve zz1000zz was known as the Pancake Queen of Arkansas.
Sadly, due to a fancy move with the spatula that went terribly wrong, she is now a deaf-mute man by the name of Hellery.  

[zz1000zz]

The one above me is a decoy used by the To Catch A Predator show, seeking to entice people to come to her home to be arrested.

But from time to time she gives them her real address so she can have wild sex wearing a badger suit.