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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:54 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:32 am
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Darkened Angel Rebel 1: I got some great news! Rebel 2: We won the war? Rebel 1: No, the Death Star just blew up the Liberty. Rebel 2: I thought you had great news... Rebel 1: I do. I just saved a bunch of money on spatial insurance by switching to Starco, oh and... <_< ... >_> ... Incidentally, I took a fat insurance policy on the Liberty just yesterday, so the Empire just made me filthy rich. ( Meanwhile, aboard the Executor ) Vader: * heavy breathing * Damn, this helmet gets stuffy! * Fantana Girls barge in through the door * Fantanas: You seem parched with all that breathing. Have a Fanta, it's so relieving. Wanta Fanta! Don't 'cha wanta? Wanta Fanta! Vader: ... WTF!? Fantanas: Don't 'cha wanta mmm-hmm? Vader: ........................... * force chokes them all to death * Weird-a** bimbos... Cont. Vader looks at the purple fanta girl. Vader: Leia?! I KILLED MY DAUGHTER! I- ooh, "cops" is on!
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:26 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:48 am
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FrozenPhoenix32 cont. Bad Guys Bad Guys, whacha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you? *stormies rush in to arrest vader* Hey hey, what the ******** are you doing? Stormies: you're under arrest. Vader: dfhsd ahsdd add Stormies: No sparky, you know i dont speak Huttese!
con't stormies start feeling him down stormie: what's this? *pulls a white bag from his back pocket* stormie 2: looks like glitterstim to me Vader: uh... that's not mine.
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:53 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:16 am
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Nospai Deathous FrozenPhoenix32 cont. Bad Guys Bad Guys, whacha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you? *stormies rush in to arrest vader* Hey hey, what the ******** are you doing? Stormies: you're under arrest. Vader: dfhsd ahsdd add Stormies: No sparky, you know i dont speak Huttese! con't stormies start feeling him down stormie: what's this? *pulls a white bag from his back pocket* stormie 2: looks like glitterstim to me Vader: uh... that's not mine.
cont. stormie 1: Man look at this! he's loaded! this is the ten'th death stick I found on the guy. stormie 2: your going away for a looooooonng time lord vader. awww yeeaahhh. vader: crap!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:25 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:31 am
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((while on the subject of mixing anime in)) Ewoks are decimating the Imps at endor. A certain Purple AT-ST is pounded with a log repeatedly in the cockpit area. Finally, it breaks open, and red liquid squirts out while it collapses. Suddenly, from nowehere, a mouth appears, opens wide, and roars deafeningly. The Ewoks watch in horror as it gets back up, grabs the log, and throws it several hundred feet away with arms that it suddenly aquires. It runs at the tree it landed on, cockpit low, grabs the tree, and starts ripping it apart. Both sides stop fighting to watch. Finally, it rips off a branch and starts stabbing the tree with it. The tree breaks apart and the AT-ST starts eating it with its weird mouth-from-nowhere.
Ewoks and Stormtroopers alike watch the grotesque spectacle before realizing that it has no effect whatsoever on what they're doing, and start fighting again.
***** ((while on the subject of /Endor/ has anyone else noticed that scout troopers, speeder bikes, and AT-STs are only ever directly destroyed by trees or logs, and nothing else? my ex and i noticed it when i forced her to watch Jedi, which led to the following joke smile )
scout trooper/speeder bike crash into a tree, AT-ST toppled/exploded by logs ewoks/rebels: TREEEEED!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:11 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:29 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:38 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:13 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:52 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:36 pm
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