Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To help Palps win an Extreme Makover.  

[Durza the Shade]

To help Yoda win an Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.  

[LessienElanesse]

To help Jabba the Hutt win an Extreme Makeover  

[Darkened Angel]

To give extreme makeovers to Palps, Yoda, and Jabba again after being sued for messing up on their last ones.

To steal my bike!

To have Vader go where no man has gone before - the ladie's restroom.  

[Sol Walker]

To give Cale acess to a drydock repair facility where he can upgrade and repair his ships.  

[Durza the Shade]

Yeah, you wish.

To deny Cale access to all such facilities.  

[Darkened Angel]

To again grant access to said facilities to Cale with a sincere apology because of a mix-up with their blacklist, then ban Wookies from using their toilets on the reasoning that the fur clogs them up.  

[Sol Walker]

To supply quality green beer to the galaxy at incredibly cheap prices.  

[Nelowulf]

To partake in the ancient St. Patty's day ritual of drunken brawling at soccer games.  

[Sol Walker]

Aye laddies! Drink brawl and be merry!

To catch Lucky and get their hands on his lucky charms, harnessing their magical powers in a super weapon that can prematurely activate the tetonic plates of a world causing massive groundquakes, sudden volcano eruptions, and all manner of chaos.  

[Missing00]

To get every single stormtrooper wasted on beer and then try to get them laid by a Twi' lekian hooker.  

[Darkened Angel]

To move the indicated number of spaces, thereby passing go and collecting 200 credits.  

[LessienElanesse]

Darkened Angel

To move the indicated number of spaces, thereby passing go and collecting 200 credits.

xd heart

To send the rebels to the Detention Block AA23 without passing go and collecting 200 credits.

To find what where the other 65 orders were >.>  

[Sol Walker]

To spend billons of credits to test the commonly held pirate belief that "Red wunz go fasta."  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To find out why Kenny won't die!