Mos Eisley Cantina

[FrozenPhoenix32]

found it.  

[Nelowulf]

Tripping the rift just had Padme fight Queen Amidala!  

[Sol Walker]

whattta whattta? who won?  

[Nelowulf]

Who cares?  

[Sol Walker]

...thats a vey good point...maybe jar jar.  

[Darkened Angel]

BANANA MONKEY PANTS JIBBA JABBA PITY DA FOOL!

Hmm... Mr. T as a SW character would be funny.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

There was Emperor had a Hand and Mara was her name-oh

M-A-R-A Jade
M-A-R-A Jade
M-A-R-A Jade and Mara was her name-oh  

[Nelowulf]

Now you're just ripping on DA's "Darth Im-per-i-us"  

[Sol Walker]

ah, time for a good old fasioned sing along!

I'll tell you a story that happened to me
One day as I went down to Cork by the sea
The sun it was hot and the day it was warm,
Says I a quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm

I went in and I called for a bottle of stout
Says the barman, I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out
Try whiskey or paddy, ten years in the wood
Says I, I'll try cider, I've heard it was good.

Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again
If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up  

[Nelowulf]

Yea.. we definately need to get you out of the dorm more often.  

[Sol Walker]

After downing the third I went out to the yard
Where I bumped into Brody, the big civic guard
Come here to me boy, don't you know I'm the law?
Well, I up with me fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up
But it wasn't I hit him, 'twas Johnny Jump Up
The next thing I remember down in Cork by the sea
Was a cripple on crutches and says he to me

I'm afraid of me life I'll be hit by a car
Won't you help me across to the Celtic Knot Bar?
After downing three pints of that cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and danced on his feet

Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again
If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up  

[Nelowulf]

Nelowulf

Yea.. we definately need to get you out of the dorm more often.

i repeat.  

[Sol Walker]

last verse!!

I went up the lee road, a friend for to see
They call it the madhouse in Cork by the Sea
But when I got there, sure the truth I will tell,
They had this poor bugger locked up in a cell

Said the guard, testing him, say these words if you can,
"Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran"
Tell him I'm not crazy, tell him I'm not mad
It was only six pints of that cider I had

Well, a man died in the mines by the name of McNabb
They washed him and laid him outside on the slab
And after the parlors measurements did take
His wife brought him home to a bloody fine wake

Twas about 12 o'clock and the beer was high
The corpse sits up and says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up
Til I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up

Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again
If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up  

[Nelowulf]

Shouldn't that be in the music thread?  

[Sol Walker]

not star wars related. besides, Ive had that song in my head for days.