Corrupt A Wish

[Forget`]

Granted, but its name can't be Charlie.

I wish I had sweets to eat.  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

granted. But the sweets are poisoned.

I wish every racist on the planet dropped dead.  

[XxWinterAmaranthxX]

Granted but now everyone is the stereotype

I wish I was a female.  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

granted. But you still look like a dude.

I wish that I could play guitar like Hendrix  

[Seraphim Darke]

Granted, but you die five minutes after you start playing.

I wish that my crush also liked me.  

[merobean]

Granted, but he has Herpes

I wish I had more money

 

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

granted. But you can only spend it on things you hate.

I wish that i ruled the world  

[FraggleRawk]

Granted, but every assasin in the world is after your head and the throne.

I wish for world peace! 3nodding  

[Aint No Elvis]

Granted, but you accidentaly start a war and destroy pretty much everything. but the world is totally and completely boring. No one does anything or leaves their house.


I wish I had a better bike  

[Phsycosomatic]

Granted, but you've just made the world end. GOOD JOB. : D

I wish i had more music to listen to

 

[ThirteenKatz]

Granted, but you have no headphones or speakers.
I wish I was hanging out with friends right now.  

[Ultrafail]

Granted, but now you and your friends are hanging in a tree. (Dark, I'm sorry)
I wish I had someone to snuggle with.  

[ThirteenKatz]

(like bats?)
Granted, but it's Carlos Mencia.
I wish my best friend never turned into what he is. = w=  

[Ultrafail]

(that wasn't what i was thinking but sure!)
Granted but he instead turned into a warewolf
I wish my pepsi wasn't flat  

[daynaleee]

Granted, but now it has so much carbonation that it explodes in your face.
I wish I was a mermaid.