Wish Corrupting~{:B

[Anime-tion_0]

You will no longer be chubby-ish but you will constantly lose weight until you are nothing but skin and crumbled bones.
I wish for profanity  

[miszunderrsztood_azn]

granted but now you cant say anything but profanity,

I wish for more love in my life  

[illegal_dream]

granted, but the love that you received is from a cow.
I wish for a better concentration.  

[Anime-tion_0]

you have more consentration but your head explodes from it.

I wish for the power to possess bodies at will without consequence.  

[miszunderrsztood_azn]

granted but the only bodies you can possess are dead bodies.

I wish i was a ninja. ninja  

[Little Almond]

granted... but ur a horribly clumsy and un-silent.. (?) ninja.

i wish i could read minds when i want to =3  

[Anime-tion_0]

granted but the thoughts are in a foreign language you don't understand.

I wish to catch Kira.  

[Little Almond]

granted, but he kills u. stare

i wish for a man-eating hat ;D  

[Skreamish]

Granted, but everytime you leave the hat alone it swallows your pets, and friends, leaving you with the company of only a man-eating hat.

I wish for...A wolf cub.

 

[Ghost of Ryuu]

Granted but it thinks of you as food and gobbles you up before you can say, "crap."

I wish not to be depressed.

 

[Unhallowed Soul]

Granted, you commit suicide.

I wish for a three-headed pony.  

[Skreamish]

Granted, but the pony has 12 legs and is EXTREMELY lame and loves to sit on it's three arses. xD

I wish for a better Computer.

 

[wiccan of the moon]

Granted! You get a better computer, but you had to steal it from a dell factory.

I wish my splitting headaches would quit.  

[Skreamish]

Granted, but now you have overtly and near-incurable splitting ends. xO

I wish....I had a bigger room.

 

[wiccan of the moon]

Granted, you got a bigger room. But it comes with and expensive house and you get kicked out.

I wish I could dye my hair.