Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[xXxMiss_Candy_QueenxXx]

((lol... a seat...))

cuz you have black hair... o.O

 

[StatusRom]

Because you have blonde hair...

 

[Bellflower Witch]

Because you seem too angelic for my taste neutral  

[iAbbey Haara]

...You're a girl.  

[-FUX WITH ME-]

your a girl D= SO SAD  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

'Cause your an egg >__<  

[--Untoten Kase--]

Cuz you have rainbow legwamers.... AND I WANT EM!!!!

 

[keep it creepy]

'Cause based on the number of times you've been divorced, I had to get out before it was too late gonk

 

[Zombi3_Kill0r]

Because I don't know how we are gonna...uhm...do it...o_o
How do mermaids do it? o_o  

[xX_MissSuicedQueen_Xx]

]cus u look funnir lol  

[Ivory Eve]

Because you dised my ex-husband - I want you back honey - xD Lolz  

[Bellflower Witch]

Because you're holding a weapon and that intimidates me.  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

Because Your not made of cookie dough  

[Poisonous Donut]

Because u stink  

[xFriedChicken]

Because, I'm not a lesbo.
And because.... umm......... I just don't like you.