Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Public Pervert]

" Don't steal my lacy underpants!" This caused Gai to snap in an irritated way  

[Purple dragon lady]

and that snap caused the rocky mountians to start to erupt!  

[Missing00]

Zetsu thought that this was all very silly and he decided to eat the Pizzakage  

[Public Pervert]

The Pizzakage, in turn, ran scared like a little baby while Zetsu took out a spork.

" Quick, grab the Zamboni!" Obito yelled, stepping onto the ice. WHEN SUDDANLY,  

[your evil twin]

He slips and falls onto the ice witch causes it to break.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Luckily, there was just ground underneath, so Obito and the zamboni were both ok. Gai and the kangaroo helped Obito with the zamboni, and Gai suggested that...  

[Public Pervert]

They all seek and destroy Kakashi. The reject kangaroo was against this.  

[Purple dragon lady]

Obito was unsure.  

[Public Pervert]

" But he's the one that lets me see the pron!" Obito said to Gai. " Yea, but you can find that stuff better at...  

[your evil twin]

Naruto's house.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

But the reject kangaroo reminded the idiots of their mission, so Obito and Gai hopped onto the zamboni, hoping to ride it back to Japan, but couldn't figure out how to use it.  

[your evil twin]

Then he started to press random buttons.  

[Missing00]

Obito pushed a big red button which made the zamboni turn into a jet and Obito, Gai, and the reject kangaroo flew off to Japan...Meanwhile...  

[DarkGaara5]

Naruto was just there...  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

about to run away, when Obito, the reject kangaroo and Gai landed in front of him, with the zamboni. Naruto...