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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:00 pm
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Uncle Palpatine ( in Uncle Sam outfit, pointing ): I want YOU to join the Dark Side. ( Visit your local Dark Lord of the Sith for details. )
Rebel Commander: He's switched off his targetting computer. Luke, is everything all right? ( silence ) Rebeal Commander: Luke? ( silence ) Rebel Commander: Is he too busy smooching on his sister to destroy the Death Star? Rebel Officer: Uh... my fault sir. Rebel Commander: Dammit, man! What the Hell made you think it was a good idea to let her go with him? Rebel Officer: Relax sir, there's not much room for them. Why, they'd have to be REALLY close, as if they were having... Rebel Commander: Good God, man! Are you nuts? Rebel Officer: Well, she said she'd put in a good word for me with that female Rebel Officer if I helped her get inside his ship. Rebel Commander: Wait, THAT female officer? THAT'S MY SISTER, YOU MORON! Rebel Officer: Oh Hell... * vicious beating *
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:44 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:39 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:42 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:46 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:27 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:41 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:54 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:28 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:28 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:51 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:57 pm
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(con't)
Ahnold: So, you wahnna feight!?!
Boba: *giggle*
Ahnie: Whaaaahht?
Boba: *composing himself* yeah, I wanna fight. I'll take you down.
Ahnie: Goood. Prepah to be tehrminated, bounty huntah!
Boba: *titter*
Ahnie: Whaaat?! Stop laffing aht mee!
Boba: *falls over, guffawing*
Ahnie: Stop! STOOOOOP!!! *explodes*
Boba: *gets up, trying to wipe tears of laughter, remembers he's wearing a helmet* grrr.. *looks around* *takes off helmet, revealing scarred post-sarlacc face*
random voice: EEEEEEK!!
Boba: why does no one see me for who I really am, not the utterly scarred and deformed, cold, heartless bounty hunter I appear to... wait. oh, yeah. *puts helmet back on and kicks Ahnold's remains*
Ahnie's remains: *grope*
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:55 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:17 pm
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