Vending Machine

[Purple dragon lady]

You get Akamaru's shedded hair.

*inserts tinsil*  

[Lady Okori]

You get a Christmas tree decorated with kunai and other various sharp and point ninja things! 3nodding .

(inserts discarded ideas for fan fiction chapters) I can't type anything today! crying .  

[Dez Nihvet]

you get a plastic Ninja Headband

-inserts pastry-  

[Missing00]

you get a cake

-inserts questionable liquid-  

[Dez Nihvet]

you get a vial of blood


-inserts headphones-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get the sirvalance tapes for the last 100 chunin exams.

*inserts faulty cable*  

[Reso Miso Soup]

you recieved a pink dog

*insert cousin*  

[Lady Okori]

o_0. Lol. You get a replacement cousin that is a King of Pranks just like Naruto, xD. Good luck with that.

(inserts unbreakable bottle of fan girl squeals)  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get an anti-fangirl jutsu!

*inserts scrapped ideas for a SatoDai (from DNAngel) queer theory paper*  

[Yan Yu]

You get Kakashi's perv book!

~inserts Kakashi xp  

[Sodatsu]

You get Jiraya

*inserts cell phone*  

[selinevalentine]

You get Jiraiya's dirty underwear

*inserts a stolen lock of Gaara's hair*  

[Lady Okori]

You've just learned the Sand Coffin. ^_~. Sorry, I'm way to hyper to go with the Japanese version.

(inserts a shooting star)  

[Pekora]

xRyuuki

You've just learned the Sand Coffin. ^_~. Sorry, I'm way to hyper to go with the Japanese version.

(inserts a shooting star)

Natsuhiboshi's Lullaby aww =3

-Inserts Hidan's IQ-  

[Lady Okori]

You get a book on how to talk like Californian. o_0.

(inserts leftover honey from Naruto's last prank) ...don't ask. xd .