Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Bitchboots]

"Mokuba... I don't know how to tell you this but... I'm pregnant."  

[Kaiba]

"Score! Pasties!"  

[Bitchboots]

"Agh. I'm trapped in a room with fangirls..."  

[zha_zhayx]

"Dammit Bakura. Why did you have to steal my trenchcoat idea?!"

woah.. that rhymes xd  

[Death T-2]

"My would you like to see the top card in my deck, if you know what I mean?"  

[Fyerluna]

"You met a man who gave some stickers to lick and now you're leaving for good? Well fine Mokuba, good ridance."

"I am the great and powerful OZ!"  

[Ryu_chan]

"Help....me...."


"Oh happy dagger!!! This is thy sheath!! Here rust, and let me die!!"  

[Death T-2]

"Damn you, anagram!"

"I hate your face, can I get you plastic surgery?"  

[Fyerluna]

"Why do you mock me so?"

"Come on, I want to find some barely legal chicks. They look up to me."  

[Death T-2]

"My idol, Colin Mocherie."

"Ryan Styles has got some funky shoes, u-huh."  

[Fyerluna]

"OMG I so <3 Whose Line!"

"My that's and oddly shaped surf board you have there."  

[Ryu_chan]

"Damnit....I need a cigarette."  

[YamiEiji]

The Enchanted Butterfly

"Mokuba... I don't know how to tell you this but... I'm pregnant."

rofl rofl  

[Fyerluna]

"I am IRON MAN."

"Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye."

"Let's do karoke!"  

[XxAnimeOtakuxX]

I've got a good one:

"Little Timmy's stuck in a well?!?! I'LL GO SAVE YOU TIMMY!!!"