Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Darkened Angel]

To celebrate Darth Vader's birthday by decorating the cake with little TIE Advanced X1s.  

[Storm TK421]

To add the term "sith" to Webster's Dictionary

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[Sol Walker]

To determine wether the Sith in Outlaw Star are the same species as Sith from the GFFA.  

[[HoN] Knives]

to find out if stormtrooper armor will ever truly work.  

[Nelowulf]

To wonder what would the GFFA would be like without The Phantom Menace...  

[Sol Walker]

To pleasure itself to the thought of what the galaxy would be like without The Phantom Menace.  

[Darkened Angel]

To get into Angel's pants, to get Mordranna out of her panties, and to help Cale out by convincing Rain to be in his quarters, naked, and tied to his bed.

To be thanked by the pirate king for helping him get the hot red-head.

To be shot afterwards because they touched his woman.  

[Sol Walker]

To commit DA to a mental ward.  

[Darkened Angel]

To be called stupid and then Force Choked to death for incompetence when DA breaks out and Force Chokes them to death for incompetence after calling them stupid.  

[Sol Walker]

To finally kill every last member of the J.A.N.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To eat bacon.

Every, single day.  

[Shinn Matsunaga]

To die from eating bacon every day.  

[Darkened Angel]

To invent the " Imperial Bacon Diet " to encourage moderation when eating bacon, to prevent others from dying from eating too much bacon.  

[NickCpointless]

to add pig to the endangered species list  

[Darkened Angel]

To bribe a politician to include the phrase " Rebels suck! " while giving his speech for election as the next emperor.