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[Vashyyk]

DoomNeko

Vashyyk

DoomNeko

Vashyyk

DoomNeko

Vashyyk

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God, it's only been a day and a half but it feels like forever. How are people? Me? I'm feeling shitty. Damn allergies again.

meh been a good day for me, allergies don't bug me when I stay inside 24/7 and making sure no stray animals jump through my open windows. well until i find out my god damn friend went to see AVP, not telling me, phoning me, I had money, and I'm within biking distance (my friend lives out of town and this is the closest decent theater) now I'm out for blood, 10% being pissed at him 90% just wanting to kill something for no reason *checks phase of moon*

Crikey mates, this one's a doosey! Very rare and hard to find, we only find this critter in such conditions! 'Tis a "Movie-Lacking-Blood-Lusting-Zombie-Now-Turned-Into-Female-So-Now-Has-PMS-Pissed-Off Vashyyk"! Lookat-it when I poke it in such manner, glaring teeth! 'Tis a beauty!

Pulls out plasma pistol, you forgot to mention the love of Predator weapons

True! I guess that boosts the danger rating up by.. say... a good 3 thousand or so? Yep pretty much. Hey wait-a-minute...

OMG PMS! O_O
*hides into his pile pillows and plating forms over it like a dome, pretty much like the Voyager's in episode "Idunrememberthenumber" of ST:V*

*eye twitches* *also watched those final episodes and know how to beat them* *tweaks plasma pistol* *fires it* *watches armor melt* twisted

o_o;;;
I've no choice! *throws a can of SPAM at Vashyyk, hoping for effects and covering his eyes not to get blinded by the aura of almighty-evilness*

*has a hose near her* BANZAI *unleashes a fury of waterness*  

[Sonya Khatsworth]

*pops open a bottle of grease and spreads it on his pants, then pounces behind the couch and effectively slides on his knees, all the way under a table, past a trashcan and out of the doorway with increasing speed... until a loud TONK and the sound of rustling leaves was heard*  

[Vashyyk]

*wanders outside leaving the hose on inside* *notices doom hit a tree* *breaks out laughing in the water that's slowly covering the ground everywhere*  

[Fiice]

DoomNeko

*pops open a bottle of grease and spreads it on his pants, then pounces behind the couch and effectively slides on his knees, all the way under a table, past a trashcan and out of the doorway with increasing speed... until a loud TONK and the sound of rustling leaves was heard*

*gasps* I think Doomie has just come up with a new sport! I think we’re going to have to try that that the next con’s “Furry Olympics".  

[Sonya Khatsworth]

Fiice

DoomNeko

*pops open a bottle of grease and spreads it on his pants, then pounces behind the couch and effectively slides on his knees, all the way under a table, past a trashcan and out of the doorway with increasing speed... until a loud TONK and the sound of rustling leaves was heard*

*gasps* I think Doomie has just come up with a new sport! I think we’re going to have to try that that the next con’s “Furry Olympics".

*stands up proud as if nothign happened and dances*

Woot, I invinted a new sport!
Hurraaaaaiiieee-

*slips on his pants that are apparently way too long and large and backflips before crashing*

Huzzah, the first extreme accident of the new sport... ayaaaa @_@  

[Vashyyk]

DoomNeko

Fiice

DoomNeko

*pops open a bottle of grease and spreads it on his pants, then pounces behind the couch and effectively slides on his knees, all the way under a table, past a trashcan and out of the doorway with increasing speed... until a loud TONK and the sound of rustling leaves was heard*

*gasps* I think Doomie has just come up with a new sport! I think we’re going to have to try that that the next con’s “Furry Olympics".

*stands up proud as if nothign happened and dances*

Woot, I invinted a new sport!
Hurraaaaaiiieee-

*slips on his pants that are apparently way too long and large and backflips before crashing*

Huzzah, the first extreme accident of the new sport... ayaaaa @_@

*runs near doom, forms her hands in patterns* Art of Water Prison *a small ball of water surrounds doom* *has to keep her hand on the ball of water to keep it working* *has also been reading too much Naruto*  

[Fiice]

DoomNeko

Fiice

DoomNeko

*pops open a bottle of grease and spreads it on his pants, then pounces behind the couch and effectively slides on his knees, all the way under a table, past a trashcan and out of the doorway with increasing speed... until a loud TONK and the sound of rustling leaves was heard*

*gasps* I think Doomie has just come up with a new sport! I think we’re going to have to try that that the next con’s “Furry Olympics".

*stands up proud as if nothign happened and dances*

Woot, I invinted a new sport!
Hurraaaaaiiieee-

*slips on his pants that are apparently way too long and large and backflips before crashing*

Huzzah, the first extreme accident of the new sport... ayaaaa @_@

*calls for a medic* I think we're going to have to work on the uniform for your new sport. Long baggy pants are defiantly out.  

[Sonya Khatsworth]

Vashyyk

DoomNeko

Fiice

DoomNeko

*pops open a bottle of grease and spreads it on his pants, then pounces behind the couch and effectively slides on his knees, all the way under a table, past a trashcan and out of the doorway with increasing speed... until a loud TONK and the sound of rustling leaves was heard*

*gasps* I think Doomie has just come up with a new sport! I think we’re going to have to try that that the next con’s “Furry Olympics".

*stands up proud as if nothign happened and dances*

Woot, I invinted a new sport!
Hurraaaaaiiieee-

*slips on his pants that are apparently way too long and large and backflips before crashing*

Huzzah, the first extreme accident of the new sport... ayaaaa @_@

*runs near doom, forms her hands in patterns* Art of Water Prison *a small ball of water surrounds doom* *has to keep her hand on the ball of water to keep it working* *has also been reading too much Naruto*

*takes out a flashlight and turns it on, making himself vanish in a spark of mutlicolor fizzles and reappearing a little bit further. Putting it back in his pocket, he then climbs up the tree quickly*
(has crazy scientist friend who tries to repair stuff but never gets them to work like they're supposed to... yes the same dude who made a molecular stabiliser out of an SNES console o_o;; )  

[Vashyyk]

*watches doom fall back down the tree covered in grease* *walks up to doom* you know that climbing trees is hard when ur covered in grease, oh and *repeats Naruto rip-off* *stands there whistling to self with doom trapped in a spherical water prison created from the water that covers the ground*  

[ParoX]

*wanders in and nonchalantly plops down on the couch, idly waving to the other two furs in the room*
Oi.

*Flicks the TV on to TLC*  

[Vashyyk]

ParoX

*wanders in and nonchalantly plops down on the couch, idly waving to the other two furs in the room*
Oi.

*Flicks the TV on to TLC*

*pulls out universal remote and turns TV from outside were he's holding doom in a water prison for no real reason* *hides remote*  

[ParoX]

Vashyyk

ParoX

*wanders in and nonchalantly plops down on the couch, idly waving to the other two furs in the room*
Oi.

*Flicks the TV on to TLC*

*pulls out universal remote and turns TV from outside were he's holding doom in a water prison for no real reason* *hides remote*

*Watches his innocent program about the African savanna change to a smutty porn channel*

GAH! MY EYES! *falls to the ground his paws over his eyes*

IT BUUUUUUUURNS!!! *Rolls around on the floor*  

[Vashyyk]

ParoX

Vashyyk

ParoX

*wanders in and nonchalantly plops down on the couch, idly waving to the other two furs in the room*
Oi.

*Flicks the TV on to TLC*

*pulls out universal remote and turns TV from outside were he's holding doom in a water prison for no real reason* *hides remote*

*Watches his innocent program about the African savanna change to a smutty porn channel*

GAH! MY EYES! *falls to the ground his paws over his eyes*

IT BUUUUUUUURNS!!! *Rolls around on the floor*

*hears screams* I think I pushed the wrong button, either that or someone sabotaged my remote *looks aroud suspiciously*  

[ParoX]

Vashyyk

ParoX

Vashyyk

ParoX

*wanders in and nonchalantly plops down on the couch, idly waving to the other two furs in the room*
Oi.

*Flicks the TV on to TLC*

*pulls out universal remote and turns TV from outside were he's holding doom in a water prison for no real reason* *hides remote*

*Watches his innocent program about the African savanna change to a smutty porn channel*

GAH! MY EYES! *falls to the ground his paws over his eyes*

IT BUUUUUUUURNS!!! *Rolls around on the floor*

*hears screams* I think I pushed the wrong button, either that or someone sabotaged my remote *looks aroud suspiciously*

*stumbles to his feet and runs around the room blind, smacking into several pieces of furniture before finding a tap and running his eyes under it*

Ahhhh... Much better ^.^
Now... Who did that... *evil eyes cast about for the culprit*  

[portent]

*wanders in with his shiny new universal remote, smiling innocently without a clue whats going on*

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