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Sonya Khatsworth

PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:14 am
Vashyyk
*watches doom fall back down the tree covered in grease* *walks up to doom* you know that climbing trees is hard when ur covered in grease, oh and *repeats Naruto rip-off* *stands there whistling to self with doom trapped in a spherical water prison created from the water that covers the ground*


*ponders for second, then quickly reaches into his pockets for his art supplies and ducktape*

Okay so baggy pants are bad for sliding but they're the closest thing to a portable warehouse!

*triple-tapes a bunch of pencils together to make another, more resilient poking stick and unfolds a dozen of his silver paperclips so he can pin them in the eraser, then uses his new contraption to poke Vashyyk*

Take that, evil water-were!  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:15 am
Diaous
*wanders in with his shiny new universal remote, smiling innocently without a clue whats going on*

Hi peoples.


*lands his gaze on Diaous with the shiny, near-blinding, remote in his hand*

...
You....
*stalks towards him, glaring*

YOU SET MY EYES ON FIRE YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY FUR!! *Grabs the remote and tears it to shreds with his teeth*  

ParoX


Vashyyk

PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:19 am
DoomNeko
Vashyyk
*watches doom fall back down the tree covered in grease* *walks up to doom* you know that climbing trees is hard when ur covered in grease, oh and *repeats Naruto rip-off* *stands there whistling to self with doom trapped in a spherical water prison created from the water that covers the ground*


*ponders for second, then quickly reaches into his pockets for his art supplies and ducktape*

Okay so baggy pants are bad for sliding but they're the closest thing to a portable warehouse!

*triple-tapes a bunch of pencils together to make another, more resilient poking stick and unfolds a dozen of his silver paperclips so he can pin them in the eraser, then uses his new contraption to poke Vashyyk*

Take that, evil water-were!


*makes shield thicker by pulling more water into it*  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:22 am
*squeaks as the remote is destroyed and just blinks at the shreds*


but..
wait. I set your eyes on fire?
Oh wow!
I've got some cool skills!?
this calls for a test.
*finds a stuffed animal and glares at it after proping it up on a brick*  

portent


Sonya Khatsworth

PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:33 am
Vashyyk
DoomNeko
Vashyyk
*watches doom fall back down the tree covered in grease* *walks up to doom* you know that climbing trees is hard when ur covered in grease, oh and *repeats Naruto rip-off* *stands there whistling to self with doom trapped in a spherical water prison created from the water that covers the ground*


*ponders for second, then quickly reaches into his pockets for his art supplies and ducktape*

Okay so baggy pants are bad for sliding but they're the closest thing to a portable warehouse!

*triple-tapes a bunch of pencils together to make another, more resilient poking stick and unfolds a dozen of his silver paperclips so he can pin them in the eraser, then uses his new contraption to poke Vashyyk*

Take that, evil water-were!


*makes shield thicker by pulling more water into it*


D'OH >_<
*pokes more at the shield, then stops suddenly and slaps himself*
Stupid, stupid, stupid...

*pulls out the flashlight he had used before and turns it on again, reappearing behind Vashyyk and taking the opportunity to poke her with his silver-tipped pencil & tape poking stick of doom +7 before darting off into another grease slide towards the television. Seemed a good idea at first but...*

Ohshitohshitohshit! O_O!!

*slides between ParoX's legs and spins all the way to the TV, where he uses the front buttons to switch it to a kiddy cartoon channel, right on time for the end of an episode of Barney and thus, the song of evil @_@. Plugs his ears quickly*  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:33 am
ParoX
Diaous
*wanders in with his shiny new universal remote, smiling innocently without a clue whats going on*

Hi peoples.


*lands his gaze on Diaous with the shiny, near-blinding, remote in his hand*

...
You....
*stalks towards him, glaring*

YOU SET MY EYES ON FIRE YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY FUR!! *Grabs the remote and tears it to shreds with his teeth*


hmm so my remote didn't work afterall *looks at batteries* that would explain it, emptiness biggrin  

Vashyyk


ParoX

PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:33 am
Diaous
*squeaks as the remote is destroyed and just blinks at the shreds*


but..
wait. I set your eyes on fire?
Oh wow!
I've got some cool skills!?
this calls for a test.
*finds a stuffed animal and glares at it after proping it up on a brick*


Oro? O.o *Tilts his head vexaciously at you*

I meant with the remote!! You made me watch smutty programs scream  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:34 am
DoomNeko
Vashyyk
DoomNeko
Vashyyk
*watches doom fall back down the tree covered in grease* *walks up to doom* you know that climbing trees is hard when ur covered in grease, oh and *repeats Naruto rip-off* *stands there whistling to self with doom trapped in a spherical water prison created from the water that covers the ground*


*ponders for second, then quickly reaches into his pockets for his art supplies and ducktape*

Okay so baggy pants are bad for sliding but they're the closest thing to a portable warehouse!

*triple-tapes a bunch of pencils together to make another, more resilient poking stick and unfolds a dozen of his silver paperclips so he can pin them in the eraser, then uses his new contraption to poke Vashyyk*

Take that, evil water-were!


*makes shield thicker by pulling more water into it*


D'OH >_<
*pokes more at the shield, then stops suddenly and slaps himself*
Stupid, stupid, stupid...

*pulls out the flashlight he had used before and turns it on again, reappearing behind Vashyyk and taking the opportunity to poke her with his silver-tipped pencil & tape poking stick of doom +7 before darting off into another grease slide towards the television. Seemed a good idea at first but...*

Ohshitohshitohshit! O_O!!

*slides between ParoX's legs and spins all the way to the TV, where he uses the front buttons to switch it to a kiddy cartoon channel, right on time for the end of an episode of Barney and thus, the song of evil @_@. Plugs his ears quickly*


*is outside and can't hear said song*  

Vashyyk


portent

PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:36 am
*points to the other remote*
Hey man, dont pass your perverted fascination with Watching on to me.  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:37 am
ParoX
Diaous
*squeaks as the remote is destroyed and just blinks at the shreds*


but..
wait. I set your eyes on fire?
Oh wow!
I've got some cool skills!?
this calls for a test.
*finds a stuffed animal and glares at it after proping it up on a brick*


Oro? O.o *Tilts his head vexaciously at you*

I meant with the remote!! You made me watch smutty programs scream


*peaks through doorway* oh u know u loved it, and get on msn! *hides around corner  

Vashyyk


Sonya Khatsworth

PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:42 am
Vashyyk
DoomNeko
Vashyyk
DoomNeko
Vashyyk
*watches doom fall back down the tree covered in grease* *walks up to doom* you know that climbing trees is hard when ur covered in grease, oh and *repeats Naruto rip-off* *stands there whistling to self with doom trapped in a spherical water prison created from the water that covers the ground*


*ponders for second, then quickly reaches into his pockets for his art supplies and ducktape*

Okay so baggy pants are bad for sliding but they're the closest thing to a portable warehouse!

*triple-tapes a bunch of pencils together to make another, more resilient poking stick and unfolds a dozen of his silver paperclips so he can pin them in the eraser, then uses his new contraption to poke Vashyyk*

Take that, evil water-were!


*makes shield thicker by pulling more water into it*


D'OH >_<
*pokes more at the shield, then stops suddenly and slaps himself*
Stupid, stupid, stupid...

*pulls out the flashlight he had used before and turns it on again, reappearing behind Vashyyk and taking the opportunity to poke her with his silver-tipped pencil & tape poking stick of doom +7 before darting off into another grease slide towards the television. Seemed a good idea at first but...*

Ohshitohshitohshit! O_O!!

*slides between ParoX's legs and spins all the way to the TV, where he uses the front buttons to switch it to a kiddy cartoon channel, right on time for the end of an episode of Barney and thus, the song of evil @_@. Plugs his ears quickly*


*is outside and can't hear said song*


*glances around to see if Vashyyk followed inside and sighs of relief. When the blasted song ends, he unplugs his ears and grabs his runic scythe from under the couch to incase himself into a protective shield bubble and goes lay down on his pillows*  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:45 am
DoomNeko




*slides between ParoX's legs and spins all the way to the TV, where he uses the front buttons to switch it to a kiddy cartoon channel, right on time for the end of an episode of Barney and thus, the song of evil @_@. Plugs his ears quickly*


AHHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S WORSE THAN THE SMUT!!!! *passes out on the floor right there*  

ParoX


Sonya Khatsworth

PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:52 am
ParoX
DoomNeko




*slides between ParoX's legs and spins all the way to the TV, where he uses the front buttons to switch it to a kiddy cartoon channel, right on time for the end of an episode of Barney and thus, the song of evil @_@. Plugs his ears quickly*


AHHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S WORSE THAN THE SMUT!!!! *passes out on the floor right there*


Eep. o_o;;
*grabs his scythe and pushes on the off button with the pole*  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:54 am
DoomNeko
Vashyyk
DoomNeko
Vashyyk
DoomNeko
Vashyyk
*watches doom fall back down the tree covered in grease* *walks up to doom* you know that climbing trees is hard when ur covered in grease, oh and *repeats Naruto rip-off* *stands there whistling to self with doom trapped in a spherical water prison created from the water that covers the ground*


*ponders for second, then quickly reaches into his pockets for his art supplies and ducktape*

Okay so baggy pants are bad for sliding but they're the closest thing to a portable warehouse!

*triple-tapes a bunch of pencils together to make another, more resilient poking stick and unfolds a dozen of his silver paperclips so he can pin them in the eraser, then uses his new contraption to poke Vashyyk*

Take that, evil water-were!


*makes shield thicker by pulling more water into it*


D'OH >_<
*pokes more at the shield, then stops suddenly and slaps himself*
Stupid, stupid, stupid...

*pulls out the flashlight he had used before and turns it on again, reappearing behind Vashyyk and taking the opportunity to poke her with his silver-tipped pencil & tape poking stick of doom +7 before darting off into another grease slide towards the television. Seemed a good idea at first but...*

Ohshitohshitohshit! O_O!!

*slides between ParoX's legs and spins all the way to the TV, where he uses the front buttons to switch it to a kiddy cartoon channel, right on time for the end of an episode of Barney and thus, the song of evil @_@. Plugs his ears quickly*


*is outside and can't hear said song*


*glances around to see if Vashyyk followed inside and sighs of relief. When the blasted song ends, he unplugs his ears and grabs his runic scythe from under the couch to incase himself into a protective shield bubble and goes lay down on his pillows*


YOINK! *grabs staff and runs away*  

Vashyyk


ParoX

PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:56 am
DoomNeko
ParoX
DoomNeko




*slides between ParoX's legs and spins all the way to the TV, where he uses the front buttons to switch it to a kiddy cartoon channel, right on time for the end of an episode of Barney and thus, the song of evil @_@. Plugs his ears quickly*


AHHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S WORSE THAN THE SMUT!!!! *passes out on the floor right there*


Eep. o_o;;
*grabs his scythe and pushes on the off button with the pole*


*Slowly regains consciousness*
Thank God!! It's over! *pushes himself up onto his four paws and stalks towards Doom*
Never.. Do.. That.. Again!!! *growls quietly before grinning insanely and pouncing on doom as his revenge* ^.^  
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