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[Oo_Hunter of Pierce_oO]

*Takes the roof of the convertible* Wanna go for a ride? cool  

[Millenium Joker]

HELL YEAH! But I need you to take my pants off and jacket. 3nodding  

[Oo_Hunter of Pierce_oO]

You want that stuff in the front, back, or the trunk?  

[Millenium Joker]

Wherever. cool  

[Oo_Hunter of Pierce_oO]

-puts it all in the trunk- We won't be needing that for a while.  

[Millenium Joker]

Yay!


Driving along at speeds of over 75 MPH..... with no pants. FUN!

COLD!!! sweatdrop  

[Oo_Hunter of Pierce_oO]

Not to mention I have guns installed on this car in case we run into trouble...
Like splicers and s**t...  

[Millenium Joker]

Splicers?

Uh oh. Don't let the spider splicers near my c**k- they'z ams gonna rips it off! gonk  

[Oo_Hunter of Pierce_oO]

Don't worry, there's turrets in the back.
Unless, you have your own gun...?  

[Millenium Joker]

Nope. But I can scare them off.... don't worry.


"You touch me, I swear to god, I will get a hard-on RIGHT NOW."  

[Oo_Hunter of Pierce_oO]

xd  

[Millenium Joker]

But that won't work... Spider Splicers are female- once they get a sight of the thundercock, they'll be all over it.... sweatdrop  

[Oo_Hunter of Pierce_oO]

-Equips incinerate on you-
Now they won't. razz  

[Millenium Joker]

So now, if I finger ******** them, they'll get a burning sensation! sweatdrop  

[Oo_Hunter of Pierce_oO]

It dies in climax... -shudders- burning_eyes