Corrupt A Wish

[ThirteenKatz]

Granted, but your fish/human portions have been reversed.
I wish there was actually something to do in Mudhole. gonk  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted but now you never sleep because there is too much to do in Mudhole

i wish i had some chips

 

[daynaleee]

granted, but they're cow chips mrgreen
I wish I was ugly  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted but you have amazing hair that everyone dreams of

i wish i were taller

 

[Ultrafail]

Granted but now you hit your head wherever you go.

I wish i was there  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted but now you wish you weren't o.o

i wish i had pretty pink ponies

 

[Ultrafail]

Granted but now you get invaded by horse thieves
I wish my music would be discovered  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted but it is stolen and used by a rival band which thus makes them millions

i wish i could meet a ninja bunnie

 

[-PANDATUBE]

granted, but it used its ninja skills to stab you in your sleep.

i wish i could walk on water.  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted but now when you walk on land you fall through

i wish i never got a cold again

 

[Ultrafail]

Doomed Trinity

granted but now when you walk on land you fall through

i wish i never got a cold again

Granted, but now you're addicted cold medication

I wish i got a fruit basket  

[Phsycosomatic]

i can't grant that, i don't know what you're asking for.
WISH DENIED.
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I wish that pat would talk to me more.

 

[Ultrafail]

Granted, but you have gone deaf!

I wish my head would stop hurting  

[Phsycosomatic]

Granted, it is chopped off. :]

I wish it would rain more.

 

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but it beings to flood.

I wish everyone would stop pretending to be someone they're not.