Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Purple dragon lady]

did a back flip because he was startled and  

[your evil twin]

and lands on his face*CRUNCH!!*  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

The sudden crunch from landing on his face transported Naruto back to his own time, just after Sakura kicked him. Sakura was confused, so...  

[Purple dragon lady]

she hollered...  

[Public Pervert]

" I AM AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!"  

[your evil twin]

Then Naruto turned himself into a giant bun and jumped onto Sakura  

[Purple dragon lady]

enfolding her in his bready arms  

[Public Pervert]

Sakura bit one ofNaruto's arms, causing Sasuke, the ketchup, to scream.  

[your evil twin]

GIVE ME MUSTERD!!  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Wanting to be included, Lee came out of nowhere and used the henge no jutsu to transform into mustard, which covered Sakura and temporarily helped Naruto.  

[Purple dragon lady]

A rain of CocaCola came out of the sky and  

[Missing00]

Made Naruto all soggy  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

The coca-cola also made Lee and Sasuke runny, and they trickled out of the hot dog bun and into a sewer grate.  

[your evil twin]

Then naruto ran over and pulled out a straw and tryed to drink them up.  

[Purple dragon lady]

However, the straw started sucking on him, so he