Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Rellik San]

dead mary 91

nodens the river god can't swim

Dead Mary is really a 90 year old great grandma.  

[Crematoria]

Relik San flew with the mosquitos once.  

[lurichan]

Crematoria lives in the Wonka Chocolate Factory because she works as an oompa loompa.  

[Rellik San]

Lurichan is a Sim that escaped the PC  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Rellik San would just raise an eyebrow in confusion if you said "Rites of Spring"  

[Crematoria]

Dead Ed breathed sulfur at lumpy frogs.  

[Veruniel]

Crematoria eats brimstone for breakfast.  

[Vexworth]

Veruniel is wanted dead or alive in seventeen small island nations, for doing unpleasant things to their native lizard life.
And no, I'm not elaborating on what the 'unpleasant things' were. gonk  

[OverlordMMM]

Soda ex machina wouldn't give me a refund after giving me pepsi when I wanted a diet coke.....what a cruel person....  

[Lord Charlemain Richards]

Overlord MMM spent a year after college as the ruler of small chocolate candies.  

[DarkJoker99]

Lord Charlemain Richards

Overlord MMM spent a year after college as the ruler of small chocolate candies.

Lord Charlemain Richards is actually a midget on stilks(sp?) and only has a penny in his name.  

[Racer Q]

DarkJoker99 has never told a joke before  

[Isobel Bellamy]

GlenRayNolPrestonVincenti spends his spare time running around saving people with his underwear on the outside of his trousers  

[Racer Q]

Isobel Bellamy

GlenRayNolPrestonVincenti spends his spare time running around saving people with his underwear on the outside of his trousers

That's true though, it used to be true,but you didn't know that so we will let it go this time. Isobel Bellamy eats puppy spines with fried rabbit guts.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

GlenRayNolPrestonVincenti serves Isobel Bellamy said puppy spines with fried rabbit guts surprised