Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Fyerluna]

"Not now Mokuba! I'm trying to get enough Gaian gold for a Halo!"

"I will fold one thousand paper cranes, just to get my wish."  

[Bitchboots]

Fyerluna

"OMG I so <3 Whose Line!"

"My that's and oddly shaped surf board you have there."

"LariaKaiba's Whose Line rocks my socks!"

Actually it does rock my socks. It's the best fannon Whose Line ever created and doesn't look like Laria is going to end it any time soon.

"Yuugi! Don't be such a Drama Llama!"  

[Kaiba]

" Take me now..."  

[jagged1]

"*rapping* I must confess, girl, yes I wanna be your lover. Take the chance like there is no other, on the dance floor getting down, hold tight I'll never let you down. My love definitely the key like boys to men I'm on bended knee, loving you not like your brother. Aw yeah, I wanna be your lover."  

[Fyerluna]

"I'm going to quit my job and become a J-Rapper!"  

[Kaiba]

"*Sigh* I guess I'll have to build up to a Death T-10. Rap-zone it is, Mokuba... v_v;"  

[Bitchboots]

"Well now that the rap-zone is finished, I'll start on Death T-11: Fairytale Town."  

[Kaiba]

yes~ new game! thrown out ideas for Death-T!

" Aww damn. I knew I shouldn't have made Death-T 7 a whore house. That's not even torture! God dammit!!"  

[Death T-2]

*Enters!*


"Let's see... Death T-6 shall be...A Richard Simmons workout session!"

"Alright Mokuba, get me the cast of Whose Line. Death T-8 will be hoedowns."

"What to do for Death T-9...? Oh, I know. Now where'd I put Chuck Norris' number?"


And thanks to a certain Hardee's commercial...
*shaking a cow* "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! nd they're like 'it's better than yours1' Damn right it's better than yours! I could teach you but I'd have to charge!"  

[Kaiba]

Oh god..

" Death-T 12...? hmph. I guess 4Kids has a use for something..."  

[jagged1]

"I wonder where I can find a BurgerWorld for Death T-13...."  

[Kaiba]

" mmm.. Alright. For Death-T 14, we're going to need a plane. And snakes. A lot of snakes. A lot of poisonous snakes. A lot of poisonous, angry snakes. Yes. Yes I see this plan working out quite nicely.... twisted "  

[Death T-2]

Kaiba

" mmm.. Alright. For Death-T 14, we're going to need a plane. And snakes. A lot of snakes. A lot of poisonous snakes. A lot of poisonous, angry snakes. Yes. Yes I see this plan working out quite nicely.... twisted "

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You got me excited about that movie. Well, you and Samuel Jackson. If it wasn't rated R I would go see it in theatres. gonk Blasted parental restrictions.


"I'm tired of all these ------ snakes on this mother -----n' plane!!!"

That quote shall stay with me for a lifetime. XD Though I can actually see Seto yelling that...

"Death T-15 shall be...um, gee, I dunno... Mokuba, got any ideas?"  

[Kaiba]

" Wow Mokuba. I never thought about using the fangirls for Death-T 15..."  

[Death T-2]

"Yes Mokuba! YES, it's WORKING!! He's ALIVE! And we shall call him... Sephiroth! Or Pepper. I like Pepper better, because he really spiced up our lives!"