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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:08 am
So you can mail it to George Clooney.
Why does Taylor Swift sing?
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:12 pm
Because she's gay. 8D
Why are scrubs called scrubs?
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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:00 pm
coz they were designed for use in the brush country.
did Adam or Eve have a belly button?
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:02 pm
OMG that is totally not a stupid question! That's a totally interesting one!
Everybody has belly buttons, silly! How else would you cancel thos deadly explosions people call burps?
What happens when I pull Uncle Henry's finger?
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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:08 pm
Different...Very. OMG that is totally not a stupid question! That's a totally interesting one!
Everybody has belly buttons, silly! How else would you cancel thos deadly explosions people call burps?
What happens when I pull Uncle Henry's finger?
The City population clears the area.
Why are Chuck Norris jokes so funny? blaugh
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:30 pm
Because a woodchuck would Chuck Norris.
What's the difference between a pirate and a ninja?
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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:31 am
the pirate wear something to cover their one eye while ninja wear hoods to hide thire identity xD
why is the parrot copying me?
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:55 am
His mother was Xerox.
What's a QWERTY board?
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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 4:25 am
it's a surfboard for the net?
where do new teeth come from, do they grow out of your jaw? it feels weird to think of teeth cropping up like vegetables.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 6:27 pm
not the jaw, the tooth fairy ~ whenever the tooth fairy needs to go to the restroom, tooth comes out and she glues them in your mouth while your asleep.
How thick is Santa Claus' beard?
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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:05 pm
Thick as a rake!
Why does it thunder when it lightnings?
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:14 pm
because it lightnings when it thunders
why do cows go "moo?"
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:01 am
because moos go cow.
Why do we have eyes? its not like we need them or anything...
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:26 am
To take the pressure off the nose. The nose isn't the best thing to always look at on the face.
What's the opposite of an "oxymoron"?
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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:56 am
An oxygenius. Where did she go?
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