Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[Strike A Nerve]

So you can mail it to George Clooney.

Why does Taylor Swift sing?  

[Different...Very.]

Because she's gay. 8D

Why are scrubs called scrubs?  

[chessiejo]

coz they were designed for use in the brush country.


did Adam or Eve have a belly button?  

[Different...Very.]

OMG that is totally not a stupid question! That's a totally interesting one!

Everybody has belly buttons, silly! How else would you cancel thos deadly explosions people call burps?

What happens when I pull Uncle Henry's finger?  

[Rooney Faire]

Different...Very.

OMG that is totally not a stupid question! That's a totally interesting one!

Everybody has belly buttons, silly! How else would you cancel thos deadly explosions people call burps?

What happens when I pull Uncle Henry's finger?

The City population clears the area.

Why are Chuck Norris jokes so funny? blaugh  

[Different...Very.]

Because a woodchuck would Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between a pirate and a ninja?  

[-N e K u K a R o]

the pirate wear something to cover their one eye
while ninja wear hoods to hide thire identity
xD

why is the parrot copying me?  

[Different...Very.]

His mother was Xerox.

What's a QWERTY board?  

[chessiejo]

it's a surfboard for the net?


where do new teeth come from, do they grow out of your jaw? it feels weird to think of teeth cropping up like vegetables.  

[DomoKaiile]

not the jaw, the tooth fairy ~ whenever the tooth fairy needs to go to the restroom, tooth comes out and she glues them in your mouth while your asleep.

How thick is Santa Claus' beard?

 

[Different...Very.]

Thick as a rake!

Why does it thunder when it lightnings?  

[PunksR0ck]

because it lightnings when it thunders

why do cows go "moo?"  

[NekoNeko_Luna]

because moos go cow.


Why do we have eyes? its not like we need them or anything...  

[Different...Very.]

To take the pressure off the nose. The nose isn't the best thing to always look at on the face.

What's the opposite of an "oxymoron"?  

[klausolas]

An oxygenius.
Where did she go?