Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Mangled Parking Meter]

To see how many Stormtroopers it takes to change a light bulb.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To see how many stormtroopers you can fit in a VW Beetle  

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

To find out what happened to THX-1138
To get to level 60 in World of Starwarscraft
To ressurct an ancient demon in hopes of using it to destroy their enemies, but get themselves killed by said demon  

[Mangled Parking Meter]

To see if anti wrinkle cream will work for Palpatine.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To see what it feels like to be a ghost.  

[Sol Walker]

To provide funding to Cale to see if 6 twi'lek girls are more fun than one Zeltron Girl.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To find Chuck Norris.  

[Darkened Angel]

To find out how to survive after having found Chuck Norris.  

[Missing00]

To invent the galactic internet and call it Palpyweb.  

[Darkened Angel]

To discover that the 1st Death Star was not destroyed by a proton torpedo into its exhaust, but rather by the infamous zerg man standing in the dead center of the station and shouting " LEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOYYY JEEEEEENNKKIIIIIINNNS! "  

[Shinn Matsunaga]

To put ol' leroy out of his misery.  

[Missing00]

To get Eddie Murphy for sticking a banana in the Executor's tailpipe.  

[Shinn Matsunaga]

To get to the bottom of why a Star Dreadnaught needs a tailpipe.  

[Darkened Angel]

To pit Leia against Dolly Parton against each other in a contest for lots of money, to be abreast of things as to what the contest involves, to hope they don't go bust on their bets on who will win, to hope at least one of the two will pick the chest with bountiful amounts of money, to pray that no type of rivalry cleavage gets between them, to hope they don't end up being useless boobs and are very intelligent on the contrary, then admit they're milking this for all it's worth.  

[Nelowulf]

To remind DA of her Boobie fettish.