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[Kechero-TheForsakenRose]

( Sure, sure......Wait.....Oh, my gosh. That would explane soooo much!)

"So, where do you 'live'??"  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

"There is a small wooden house next to the guard tower just outside the castle walls, with a field of potatoes and barley on its right side. That is my most humble abode... Or was, anyway. I doubt it has been tended to in my absence, and it may be in ruin now."  

[Kechero-TheForsakenRose]

"Lets go see!"  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

"Oh, no no no no! I brought you to the barracks, but I have to draw a line somewhere! The shack is undeserving of you! It was a run-down, beaten shitpile of a hovel back when it was good! Now that time and vandals have probably gotten at it, you probably wouldn't be caught dead near it!" His face was rife with embarrassment, and a hint of fear as well. He remembered quite clearly how the Princess used to be; he knew what kind of reactions could ensue.  

[Kechero-TheForsakenRose]

"Your looking at a girl who lived in queens NY. I think I can handle it." She put a comforting hand on his hand. "I told you.....Don't treat me like royalty......Please?" she got on her knees.  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

He sighed. "It'll probably become as if all of this had never happened, but if it is what you wish, I cannot refuse." He lead her toward the castle gates, bracing himself for the great sorrow and rejection he thought he'd have to face... for the umpteenth time...  

[Kechero-TheForsakenRose]

She looked at it, "its not that bad, what are you talking about?" She smiled.  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

His jaw dropped ten feet that day... or so the legends go. His house was nothing but a pile of stones and chicken bones, stained with the urine of juvenile delinquents. He promptly fainted, his right leg twitching slightly.  

[Kechero-TheForsakenRose]

((lol!!!))

She dropped by him, "Tobius!!!! Wake up!!"  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

He was still breathing. This wasn't like any fainting they had experienced together; this was REAL fainting, not the product of some sort of magic. He'd be up soon enough. But maybe a bit more air would help...  

[Kechero-TheForsakenRose]

((your evil))

She put her mouth appon his and blew in softly...  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

(WHOA! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! I JUST MEANT TO FAN HIM WITH A DAMP TOWEL OR SOMETHING! ...But this works.)

He woke up to her lips on his. Muffled by her face, he gently asked "Do I have permission to make this a kiss?"  

[Kechero-TheForsakenRose]

"Of course." She smiled.

(((sure you didn't........... rolleyes )))  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

There is no need to explain what happened then.

(It's true! For once in my life, I didn't intend anything sinister!)  

[Kechero-TheForsakenRose]

((........thats odd of you.))

She broke it enough to speak, her lips still brushing against his, "why would you think I would critisize you?"