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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:14 am
Sorry. Wrong religion, toots. Besides, the Nautical clause of 1680 permits me to haunt the earth as in my life I had been a Pirate, this allowing me to become a Pirate ghost upon termination of life.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:16 am
Ral Roke I was looking that up before missing even went into his speel. And what do you expect I just saw you yesterday and you looked pretty alive to me. I was kinda expecting something a bit more drawn out and heatfelt.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:22 am
Is that so ... somebody must have fouled the paperwork, then. *flitters on back to Asgard*
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:23 am
Cale Darksun Ral Roke I was looking that up before missing even went into his speel. And what do you expect I just saw you yesterday and you looked pretty alive to me. I was kinda expecting something a bit more drawn out and heatfelt. That will come when you actually die. Right nows the time to joke around with the idea while it's funny.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:29 am
Ral Roke Cale Darksun Ral Roke I was looking that up before missing even went into his speel. And what do you expect I just saw you yesterday and you looked pretty alive to me. I was kinda expecting something a bit more drawn out and heatfelt. That will come when you actually die. Right nows the time to joke around with the idea while it's funny. Yeah yeah. But a single Line? I thought you were funnier than that.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:38 am
I have to go to school tommorrow, so 'gnite.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:35 am
I remember the times when Cale would plunder my booty, win the clothes off me in card games, and play pirates with me in the bedroom. He was always there to make me laugh, have fun, and enjoy the day. He left me with one final joy of knowing that upon his passing, I got all his stuff. Later suckers.
* puts on pirate hat and takes up Cale's old business of pirating *
Thar be plunder abound and it be mine fer tha takin', arg! pirate
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:56 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:26 am
Piett: Lord Vader, the Emperor's demanding you make contact with him.
Vader: Move the ship out of the asteroid field so that we can send a clear transmission.
Piett: That won't be necesairy, my Lord.
Vader: Say what?
Piett: We have no need for transmission anymore. No more static either.
Vader:... Okay, so let me get this straight. You claim to have solved all our transmission problems..... how?
Piett: By using carrier pidgeons.
Vader: Carrier pidgeons?
Piett: Carrier pidgeons, sir.
Vader: Isn't that a little outdated?
Piett: Of course not, sir. We have them equipped with long-range scanners, life support, and a .5 hyperdrive.
*Picks one up, displaying it, then throws it down the hangar chute* *We see it flying out of the hangar, as if it were a TIE fighter*
Piett: He'll take your message to Coruscant.
Vader: Hmm... well done. What about the big stuff?
Piett: Got that covered. *Pushes button*
*Putton activates raising blinds, which reveals an entire fleet of star-destroyer sized Pidgeons. In the background is a giant, white egg, under construction, orbiting a far off planet*
*Rebel fleet arrives and is ambushed by pidgeons*
*As they are pecked to death, their dying screams echo all over the comm units*
*A giant pidgeon carries over and flings an A-Wing into the bridge of the Executor, destroying it*
*The ship crashes into the Egg, exploding*
Vader:..... Shoulda used ImpEx...
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:13 am
That should have gone into the outer rim.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:51 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:00 am
Stuff. Apparently, according to someone I dont know, I'm dead.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:13 am
Lamar the Head Crab says: "Chirp Chirp Chirp chirp."
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:16 am
*Punt*
Lamar the head crab has just traveled 40 yards.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:00 am
Lamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr!!!
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