Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Sensei Sayuri]

Dead Ed never misses an episode of Golden Girls.  

[CapnAlex]

DireAdelle is daffodil club president.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Vanghar pretends to be a gentleman, yet in fact goes in doorways before women.  

[Racer Q]

Dead Ed isn't actually dead at all, and his name isn't really Ed it's Franklin. Hi Live Franklin.  

[CapnAlex]

Glen doesn't really have that many names, he just made them up so people would love him.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Vanghar likes to practice samirai sword fighting with melons, then makes a melon smoothie with their chopped up carcusses  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Isobel Bellamy beat-up Chuck Norris O.O  

[Rellik San]

Dead Ed got pounded for trying to steal Mr. T's medalions.  

[CapnAlex]

Rellik San worships a walking stick.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Vanghar picked a peck of pickled peppers  

[xX x0mbie Xx]

^ likes to rub melted cheese all over there face and then have wild dogs and small school yard children to lick it off O__________O;;;  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Yuki killed Anna Nicole Smith - then blamed the Methadone.  

[CapnAlex]

Dead Ed secretly eats flowers when no-one's around.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Vanghar is Charlie Sheen's love child.