Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Kaiba]

"Y'know, maybe Long was right. A Penguin Land would seem fun..."  

[Fyerluna]

"And Death T level... uh... Mokuba, I can't count that high, what level is it?"

"Anyway, it shall be the Stephen King level. I know I did horror already! . . . Fine! I'll make it Hellsing!"  

[Candy Quackenbush]

To Anzu: "b***h, please. That outfit is so last season."  

[Death T-2]

"Nobody messes with Foxy Cleopatra! Umph! You gave me an attitude!"

"Pipe and a pancake? Smoke and a sausage? f** and a flapjack?"  

[Kaiba]

" Dude. I really need a drink when I'm flying that jet sometimes."  

[[~+Color.Me.Insane+~]]

Seto: Rob the jewelry store and tell them make me a grill. cool

 

[Death T-2]

"That buzzard puss is backin' up on me..."

"Some of you may be wondering what a place like me is doing in a guy like this... *hic* No I'm NOT as think as you drunk I am. Just a little as much."  

[Kaiba]

"Eff naff ifferiff!"
*endorcing Gay Fuel*  

[Death T-2]

"And...And...You SHOOK your BUTT! I...want to see that again..."

"Hey baby, I've got a snake if you've got a plane... Er, wait, 'if'?"  

[Kaiba]

" s**t, let's send these ******** cards into ******** outer space! m/ (>o<) m/  

[Fyerluna]

"You know, the Red Cross should really use a vampire for their adds. There'd be Hellsing, Vampire Hunter D, and Blood: The Last Vampire fans lined up for miles."  

[Kaiba]

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?"  

[jagged1]

"If I bit my lip, would you kiss it to make it feel better?"  

[Kaiba]

" If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was easter, would you mind if I spend some time up between the holidays?"  

[Bitchboots]

"You're wrong, you're wrong for me, but your hands help me forget,
and nothing takes me like your kiss. You're wrong, you're wrong for me, but your hands help me forget, and nothing breaks me like your lick. I feel no shame for what I am. Here's where I've come. Here's where I'll stand. Take me again, hurt me again, kiss me again, and lick me again... again."