Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[PunksR0ck]

down the rabbit hole

whats the difference between a spotted piglet and a pink panther?  

[Different...Very.]

Wow, that's a hard one. They're so close, the only way you can tell is if you get one to talk to a spider.

What's at the end of a double rainbow?  

[PunksR0ck]

a giant squash



do pigeons fart?  

[Different...Very.]

PunksR0ck

a giant squash



do pigeons fart?

No, there's too much poop in them to make room for gas.


What is "flatulence"?  

[moonweirdo]

what happens when you get run over with a car.

why are there stars?  

[Different...Very.]

So people can connect the dots no matter where they are!


Why do people wear masks?  

[moonweirdo]

so they can wear matching clothes rofl

why is this emote wahmbulance on gaia?  

[Different...Very.]

People need to know where there's an emergency!

Why do people scream?  

[klausolas]

For ice cream

How could this happen?  

[moonweirdo]

i'm not sure, go ask your water.

Why do people get married?  

[klausolas]

Because fools fall in love.
What is this?  

[moonweirdo]

that

what are llamas for? dramallama  

[-[-RaNdOmNeSs-]-]

Llamas are for mocking people dramallama dramallama dramallama

Why does the game of rock, paper, scissors only consists of rock, paper, and scissors?  

[Different...Very.]

Because triangles beat squares.

Why are glass cups called glasses instead of cups?  

[chessiejo]

because you cannot wear cups on your face.

why is the itchiest part the hardest to scratch?