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 Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:11 am
She and her partner pointed a gun at me! gonk Good thing I got to shoot her first! 8D
..and stab her.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:05 pm
He looked at me funny....and he ran into the lasers on my back. It was an accident! I swear!!
ninja
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:27 pm
The bird kept on trying to peck my eyes out, I had no choice but to shoot him in order to kill the bird!
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:43 pm
SHE'S A COP!! and i thought she would find out i was selling drugs, weed, and all that good stuff mrgreen so i shot her in the head 5 times blaugh
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:46 pm
She kept on trying to bite me with her big ol' chompers, so I fought back with my guns!
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:59 pm
She was drunk and she wanted to fight meh. First she swung that sledge hammer at meh but i dodged it. Then i went in with my pocket knife and stab her in the stomach.
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:39 pm
I strangled her with her scarf because she kept mispronouncing ME.
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:47 pm
I came back from the dead to get revenge on her so i killed her piggy then she committed suicide.
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:32 pm
I was reincarnated as an eagle and I swooped down and ate her. Then I resurrected my piggy because I was a magical eagle.
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:13 am
She was holding a piggy hostage, so I killed her with my.... (looks at avi)
..chainsaw. Yeah, chainsaw. xd
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:36 am
With a spork. It took a long time, but the bird on poojuice's head kept shedding feathers on my carpet until I couldn't take it any more!
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:13 am
She refused to change out of her pajamas! I just had one of my rage black-outs and when I woke up she was a bloody mess.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:06 pm
he ate my whole box of lollipops, so I kicked him down the stairs, stole his wallet and went shopping.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:55 pm
I filled a syringe with air and injected it into her body as she slept. It took 21 seconds for the heart attack to kill her. It was the only way I could get some quiet.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:06 pm
All that yellow blinded my sight. So i opened her and replaced it all with red. Much better.
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