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 Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:17 pm
I should consider seeing that flick, meself.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:40 pm
It was bearable, and that's being generous, IMO.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:04 pm
It was okay...not great but okay...
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:05 pm
A little accuracy wouldn't have killed it either.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:16 pm
Beowulf: The world's first proffessional monster slayer, the baddest dude ever to sail out of Denmark, who ripped off the arm of an inhuman beast, swam through a swamp in full armor and decapitated said beast's mother with a Giant's sword and IN OLD AGE took a dragon into death with him when no one else would stand against it.
You wouldnt think they could ******** that up, but apparently they did.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:37 pm
Cale Darksun and IN OLD AGE took a dragon into death with him when no one else would stand against it. You forgot to add WITH ******** BEES!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:41 pm
Beowulf was the Crix Madine of Scandinavia.
And this coming from a region of the world that regularly produces big and overly strong human beings.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:16 am
Save for the fact that it wasn't Beowulf who slew the dragon in the end, that's accurate. In the translation I have, at least, it is the one soldier who followed him in, and while beowulf is holding his ground, it is only with a little help does the dragon fall.
But then again, when you rip the arms OFF of grendel, it more than makes up for such a slight.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:21 am
Oh yeah. There was that loyal retainer of his. Almost forgot him.
And that bears repeating.
He didnt cut off Grendel's arm. He RIPPED it off. With his bare hands.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:32 am
I could see that as a potential hollywood line.
"Blades can't harm the beasts skin."
"Then I shall rip off his arm!"
"That's Idiocy! This is Madness!"
"Madness? I AM BEOWULF!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:35 am
I dont recall him saying it. He just went and did it.
And that increases his badassery by a factor of 10.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:38 am
That's why I said Hollywood line. Since a literal translation seems to be so hard to make...
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:54 am
Bored. I don't know what I want to do.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:31 am
Sorry for the wait, Ral, but there ya go.
Make sure to ask questions.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:07 am
Well, I don't feel sick now, but now I need to go to bed since I gotta get up in about 8 hours.
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