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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:57 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:03 am
I don't get computer class teachers. ( By this I mean the ones that teach nothing but typing. )
Okay, so maybe I don't type " properly " but the fact remains I'd smoke everyone else in the class.
And this is back in middle school, and even then I knew more about computers than the teacher did. Sad days...
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:45 am
At least you can write papers. How the hell you (everyone that's not me) guys can write those eight page papers is beyond me.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:02 am
Research papers are the most useless things ever.
Seriously, all you're doing is taking crap 10+ people already said in at least that many books and putting it all into a 5-10 page report paper. What the Hell is the point of doing it all?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:22 am
To make sure you understand what's being taught to you.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:41 am
Sex Ed with a hands-on system of learning the lessons.
Now THAT would be a class... of total Hell because they'd get a multiple-STD-ridden whore that will use whoever has the lowest grade in the class as her assistant in demonstrations.
Personally, I liked Science the most. Chemical bombs FTW! twisted
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:48 am
Reminds me of a Python skit from the Meaning of Life...
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:08 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:11 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:39 am
I saw mobsters killing Santa Claus and dumping him into the lake last night.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:42 am
Couldnt be Santa. Theres not a Mobster alive who's got a grudge against St. Nick.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:09 am
The mall Santas. They weren't paying their Holly Jolly money, so they got candy caned.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:14 am
Thats what happens when you go against the union.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:36 am
You impersonate the big man, you pay him the Holly Jolly money you owe for doing it, or else you get filled with ho-ho-holes. Simple.
You know you've been REALLY bad when instead of getting coal, he just takes a vicious dump down your chimney.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:37 am
Who has chimneys now adays? He'll probably just mail you a box of Reindeer dung.
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