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[PyroDogs94]

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WARNING:

Cooking cheesy bread at 350 for like 30mins
makes the bread extremely hot and hard as rock... gonk

RIP
taste buds...

Girl, seriously? You don't cook cheesy bread on 350. Or for 30 mins.
...labels? Or is this a homemade fail? ...=p  

[Taylor Krieger]

thats okay, i burnt pasta and it was in water....it came out charred...im still not sure how i managed that...  

[Feels Like Euphoria]

It was a homemade epic FAIL gonk


I don't think my mouth will ever recover..  

[Feels Like Euphoria]

how the hell do you burn paste IN WATER???

lmao.

thats against physics!  

[Taylor Krieger]

i have no clue hun...i was making it and it just....got burnt....pasta hates me...most food does...  

[PyroDogs94]

You guys....that's amazing xD

Well michelle, for future reference, try 14 minutes next time and 300 degrees
and...don't eat it if it looks questionable stare

If you leave pasta in a boiling pot than it can burn cause you forget about it
and then it stick to the pan and chars. I actually did that once. ******** up the
pot xD House smelled baaaad.  

[Julius12]

Yeah, that's the only time I really screw up in the kitchen, is when I wander off and forget I'm cooking something and come back to find it's boiled dry and the pot is burnt. I'm a pretty good cook otherwise.  

[Taylor Krieger]

well...im good but not with pasta...but i was the best cook in my class last year smile  

[Julius12]

Clearly pasta is just not good enough for you, lol.  

[cursedcasanova]

we won't talk about my cooking fails...
we'll be here all night  

[Feels Like Euphoria]

Come on Cat tell us something about your kitchen fails.

My worse one is when i caught the microwave on fire.
I was trying to cook a miniature cake and it was in a silver
pan... well I was to impatient to put it in the oven so I stuck
it in the mircowave for two minutes... when I came back the
whole inside was ablaze. And what did my dumb a** do?
I tried pressing "stop".......
appearently when something is in the microwave and on fire "stop"
doesnt work stare  

[Feels Like Euphoria]

Anyways,

Goodnight guild.

Hope everyone has a goodnight! heart 3nodding  

[Taylor Krieger]

i set my oven mitt on fire while it was on my hand...and set my whole arm on fire.... and goodnight smile  

[cursedcasanova]

I've had food poisoning about 20 times
Almost blew up the microwave a few times
Set fire to noodles
Set fire to my hand trying to put out the noodles
Forgot to cook hotdogs and ended up eating them raw
Stuck fish to the top inside of my oven
Melted a block of cheese to the top of my cooker
among other things xd  

[Vicious_Cuteness01]

I wanna be that guy = Most difficult game ever. EVER!!