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[Vicious_Cuteness01]

burning_eyes  

[Smoothtrooper]

cursedcasanova

I've had food poisoning about 20 times
Almost blew up the microwave a few times
Set fire to noodles
Set fire to my hand trying to put out the noodles
Forgot to cook hotdogs and ended up eating them raw
Stuck fish to the top inside of my oven
Melted a block of cheese to the top of my cooker
among other things xd

HAR HAR HAR
I know how to cook.

IF I WERE A HOUSE WIFE... I'd make my wife proud.  

[cursedcasanova]

Smoothtrooper

cursedcasanova

I've had food poisoning about 20 times
Almost blew up the microwave a few times
Set fire to noodles
Set fire to my hand trying to put out the noodles
Forgot to cook hotdogs and ended up eating them raw
Stuck fish to the top inside of my oven
Melted a block of cheese to the top of my cooker
among other things xd

HAR HAR HAR
I know how to cook.

IF I WERE A HOUSE WIFE... I'd make my wife proud.

If I was with someone who couldn't cook.... I'd be poor from ordering take in all the time emo  

[Julius12]

I don't think I've ever set fire to anything accidentally. I feel like I've missed out somehow.

Worst thing I ever did was microwave frozen strawberries without poking holes in the bag. It blew up and covered the entire inside of the microwave with pink gunk.  

[Smoothtrooper]

cursedcasanova

Smoothtrooper

cursedcasanova

I've had food poisoning about 20 times
Almost blew up the microwave a few times
Set fire to noodles
Set fire to my hand trying to put out the noodles
Forgot to cook hotdogs and ended up eating them raw
Stuck fish to the top inside of my oven
Melted a block of cheese to the top of my cooker
among other things xd

HAR HAR HAR
I know how to cook.

IF I WERE A HOUSE WIFE... I'd make my wife proud.

If I was with someone who couldn't cook.... I'd be poor from ordering take in all the time emo

Yes, Mcdonald's...  

[Vicious_Cuteness01]

Man it's going to take me forever to beat this stupid game! >.<;  

[Julius12]

I'd be horrible to rely on as the cook in the house. I only feel like cooking anything real occasionally. Left to my own devices I tend to eat a lot of ramen and frozen foods, and the sort of stews and chilis you can make by tossing cans of things into a slow cooker. I'm also queen of the turn-on-the-rice-cooker-and-microwave-some-prepacked-curry routine.  

[Smoothtrooper]

 

[avenged_king]

Smoothtrooper: I see Neopets. ninja

In other words:
Hi y'all.  

[merobean]

Julius12

I don't think I've ever set fire to anything accidentally. I feel like I've missed out somehow.

Worst thing I ever did was microwave frozen strawberries without poking holes in the bag. It blew up and covered the entire inside of the microwave with pink gunk.

i found this story immensly entertaining.
thank you for sharing.

i just went on a phycho nostalgia rampage in the "i remember..." thread.
i hope they don't kick me out for having so many annoying fond childhood memories.  

[cursedcasanova]

merobean

Julius12

I don't think I've ever set fire to anything accidentally. I feel like I've missed out somehow.

Worst thing I ever did was microwave frozen strawberries without poking holes in the bag. It blew up and covered the entire inside of the microwave with pink gunk.

i found this story immensly entertaining.
thank you for sharing.

i just went on a phycho nostalgia rampage in the "i remember..." thread.
i hope they don't kick me out for having so many annoying fond childhood memories.

haha no, we won't kick you out for posting!!!  

[Julius12]

merobean

Julius12

I don't think I've ever set fire to anything accidentally. I feel like I've missed out somehow.

Worst thing I ever did was microwave frozen strawberries without poking holes in the bag. It blew up and covered the entire inside of the microwave with pink gunk.

i found this story immensly entertaining.
thank you for sharing.

i just went on a phycho nostalgia rampage in the "i remember..." thread.
i hope they don't kick me out for having so many annoying fond childhood memories.

lol well I have loads of insanely fond childhood memories, I just am not sure anyone else would remember them. I still have this crazy attachment to Jem and the Holograms.  

[merobean]

Julius12

merobean

Julius12

I don't think I've ever set fire to anything accidentally. I feel like I've missed out somehow.

Worst thing I ever did was microwave frozen strawberries without poking holes in the bag. It blew up and covered the entire inside of the microwave with pink gunk.

i found this story immensly entertaining.
thank you for sharing.

i just went on a phycho nostalgia rampage in the "i remember..." thread.
i hope they don't kick me out for having so many annoying fond childhood memories.

lol well I have loads of insanely fond childhood memories, I just am not sure anyone else would remember them. I still have this crazy attachment to Jem and the Holograms.

LOL my mom loves Jem and thinks she's her new connection to the "hip world" rolleyes  

[Julius12]

If she's calling it "hip" then she has quite some distance to go, sadly.  

[merobean]

Julius12

If she's calling it "hip" then she has quite some distance to go, sadly.

yeah, but that's why i love her heart