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[lgnacio Egnatius]

holdaper sa bus..
holdaper: rereypin ko lahat ng babae dito!!
prosti: ako nalang po!! maawa kayo sa kanila!!
lola: yudiputa!! singganan tanan gani!! tig-a gid!!???!
 

[lgnacio Egnatius]

lolo: hala ka apo!! anjan na teacher mo! magtago ka! absent ka pa naman sa klase mo!

apo: magtago ka din lo! sinabi ko kasi namatay ka kaya absent ako..  

[lgnacio Egnatius]

a day without laughter is a wasted day - CHARLIE CHAPLIN

a true friend stabs you in the front - OSCAR WILDE

never explain. your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway. - ELBERT HUBBARD

if you're not curious, it's a sign that you're stupid. - FRANK CRANE

it's better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not. - ANDRE GIDE

DRENK YOUR MAGNULYA MELK FERST. - ALING DIONISIA.
 

[lgnacio Egnatius]

juan: pedro papasa naman o. 2 lang. importante kasi.

(pinasahan ni pedro ng 2)

juan: tnx2!
pedro: tanga!! wag mong sayangin!!!
juan: KK! XD
 

[lgnacio Egnatius]

there was a handsome prince na nakabuntis ng napakapangit na girl.

prince: will you marry me?
girl: no way! im not ready!!

and the prince...
live happily ever after.  

[lgnacio Egnatius]

sa tindahan...
bata: ale pabili nga po ng the world's number one shampoo.
ale: ubos na iho..
bata: eh yung the world's number 2 shampoo nalang..
ale: I really dont know..

nyhahahaha! stig ka nang!!  

[lgnacio Egnatius]

sir: inday si sir mo ito. nabangga ang kotse ko at i need cash!!
inday: aru!! dugo dugo gang ka no??
sir: tanga!!! si sir mo ito!!
inday: bobo!! si sir ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!

sweett.  

[lgnacio Egnatius]

nene: tay nag bold po ako sa magazine.. page 6.

tatay: walang hiya ka! alam mo bang wala nang mas nakakahiya pa sa pinagkakagawa mo!!???

nene: meron po tay... si nanay po sa page 10.  

[lgnacio Egnatius]

class: ang baho ng utot maam!!
teacher: ang sino mang nag utot ay bibigyan ko ng grade na 90!
juan: mam gawin nio nalang pong 100... may konting tae po kasing lumabas.

emotion_omnomnom  

[lgnacio Egnatius]

couple had a talk before surgery...
girl: im having a heart surgery today.
boy: ya i know...
girl: I LOVE YOU
boy: I LOVE YOU MUCH MORE.

after the surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

girl: Where is he?
father: you don't know who gave you the heart don't you?
girl: what?? (starts crying.. crying )

father: joke lang!! nag CR lang siya.  

[lgnacio Egnatius]

thoughts to ponder...
behind the hills of difficulty, lies a valley of success.. within the valley of success lies a river of hope... and down the river you will find hipon, tilapia, dilis at alimasag..  

[lgnacio Egnatius]

500 reasons why i like you...

1. you always make me happy...


sa susunod naman yung 499..i-uunti untiin ko lang.  

[lgnacio Egnatius]

lumapit si baby centipede kay daddy centipede at me ibinulong.. hinimatay ang dad...

anong binulong ng anak?

"dad bili mo ko slippers..... ung HAVAIANAS  

[lgnacio Egnatius]

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