Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Isobel Bellamy]

Spooky Sez barbequed Patrick  

[RevlinHeartsblood]

Rellik San

Dead Ed got pounded for trying to steal Mr. T's medalions.

rofl

Isobel eats her toenails.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Neogoth666 stole their number from d**k Cheney - and he wants it back.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Dead Ed likes to flick elastic bands and kittens  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Izzy huffs the kittens that I flick  

[CapnAlex]

dead ed smells like fish. dead fish to be exact. that have been marinating in sewage for a week.  

[Veruniel]

Vanghar snorts sashimi to get high.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

The shower sings when it's taking a Veruniel.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

In Soviet Russia, Jaunty Cap petitions SPOOKY_SEZ!!  

[CapnAlex]

Dead Ed is a communist spy.  

[screwed pixie]

vanghar wishes he could become someone's celebrity date................  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

dead mary's horns are from a calcium overdose.  

[OverlordMMM]

......Dead Ed is secretly a freemason who believes he can summon the gates of hell by using the holy bible in his hands.......  

[Isobel Bellamy]

By day OverlordMMM is a manic baby eating monster, but by night he likes to munch on his flowers in a sea of rose petals  

[Veruniel]

And now for the real reason Isobel Bellamy is armed to the teeth: she's about to do battle with a horde of rabid chihuahuas!