Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Kaiba]

" Yaoi-con or bust!"  

[[Psycho~Cookie]]

Seto: Yugi...I....I love Yami! 4laugh
Yugi: What?!! gonk
Yami: Yes! whee  

[Death T-2]

"Death's back! YEAH!"

"Why is it that no one remembers my favourite composer, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?"

(Scottish accent) "Here on top of Edinburgh Castle, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders. So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks."  

[Kaiba]

xD "Let's have a contest where we get kids to make their own duel monster cards... and then we'll send them into space! Those kids'll want to become astronauts! And it'll all be because of me! <3"  

[Death T-2]

"YOU!! scream Bear my children! heart "  

[Candy Quackenbush]

"Yugi. Pants off. Now."  

[Death T-2]

"I want to bear your children. heart "  

[Kaiba]

Death T-2

"I want to bear your children. heart "

"Temtem"  

[Death T-2]

"The board has written and wants to increase output expenses. How should I respond...? LOLzLOLOLOzOOzOLOLOz!!111!!!1!"

"The good news is: we're naming a new disease after you!" *pauses, walks away*

"Oh great! My favourite movie is on: The Grudge!"

"Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."  

[Fyerluna]

"Look, clearly I'm just trying to avoid the Boondock Saints. They'd whip me."

"I heart Snakes on a Plane."  

[Death T-2]

"AVAST MATEYS! Be it International Talk Like a Pirate Day, it be!!!"

Seriously, 19 September is! pirate  

[Doma Yuset]

(Does the chicken dance) Now, who doent love waffles?! domokun  

[Kaiba]

" Hey, after talk like a pirate day, it's ADD/ADHD awareness d-... hey, Mokuba! Wanna go crash a limo with me?"  

[Death T-2]

"Aye, that IS quite a scabbard. What ye need is a good cutlass to go in it!" wink  

[Kaiba]

" I'm gonna make a pirate deck. ... ... ...*gets, like, 3 cards.* ******** ninjas."