Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Shinn Matsunaga]

To find Nin Itachi and ask him where he got the awesome sig sketch  

[Missing00]

to tell Shinn Matsunaga That I got it from this guy-DarkDelaqroux.

Mission completed.  

[Darkened Angel]

To paint a TIE Fighter lime green, and another lemon yellow, and see if they get Lymon when the 2 crafts collide.  

[Aanika_Phaeton]

To boldly go where no man has gone before.  

[Darkened Angel]

To order Mr. Crusher to set course for Starbase 231 at warp 8, only to realize that they're aboard an SD, not the Enterprise, and that they'd be in the part of the series where Wesley Crusher is at the academy again, not aboard the vessel.  

[Missing00]

To instead set corse for mars, year 4027, and then realize that they are still on an SD and not on the TARDIS.  

[Aanika_Phaeton]

To build a lifesize working replica of the Borg Cube (they were going to try this if the sphere didn't work out)  

[Darkened Angel]

To lower their shields and surrender their ships, to add their biological and technological distinctiveness to another's, to have their culture adapt to service those others, to attempt resistance despite it being futile, and then find themselves assimilated by the Borg.  

[Missing00]

To build Daleks to "Ex-ter-min-ate" the Rebels  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To Sun Crus the Solar system.  

[Darkened Angel]

To finally figure out to pronouce Bacaruda by singing along as Ba - Ra - Cu - Da, Ba - Ra - Cu - Da, Ba-Ba - Ra-Ra- Cu-Cu - Da-Da, Ba-Ba - Ra-Ra - Cu-Cu - Da-Da, but to then pronounce it as Babararacucudada.  

[Aanika_Phaeton]

To make a Crix Madine clone for themselves (but he just laughed at them. Nobody can catch Crix.)  

[[Phantasmic]]

Office of the Emperor

To Do list:

*Secure Ewoks from overthrowing government
*Get someone to do my life story in six movies, the last three being in Special Edition
*Capture the, what was that again, Aluminum Falcon?
*Train Stormtroopers to actually hit people
*Find the droids we're looking for  

[Darkened Angel]

To create their own reality TV show by cramming 9 stormtroopers and a wookie together in an apartment located on Nar Shaddaa.  

[Sol Walker]

To beat FP like a red-headed stepchild for comming up with a crappy resistance movement name.