Slave Market

[Epic Irony]

"You're right, you're not useless... But I'm scary good at manipulation," Chris said, smirking to himself as he picked up the music player. "Thanks, by the way." He quickly flipped through all the songs. Symphony of Destruction was nowhere to be found, but he saw Down with the Sickness by Disturbed, and that worked just as good. As he listened to it, he began the air-guitar routine and nodded his head in time.

 

[94bubbles94]

She rolled her eyes, and pulled herself back up. " Men..." She sighed a little, and relaxed again against the wall.  

[Epic Irony]

"Hey, watch it! I'm only half man, after all," Chris said, chuckling. "It's like that one joke about lawyers... wanna hear it?" He laughed, and sat up. Without waiting for an answer, he began. "Okay. So, a guy walks into a bar ranting about lawyers. 'lawyers this, lawyers that. I hate lawyers, blah blah blah.' He ends the rant finally, and says, 'lawyers are assholes.' A guy at the other end of the bar gets up and says, 'hey, buddy. I find that offensive.' The first guy says, 'why, you a lawyer?' the other guy says, 'no, I'm an a*****e!'" He grinned to himself, and leaned back against the wall.

 

[94bubbles94]

She looked over at him, and smiled. " Its kinda funny." She smiled, and watched the guards talking, and pointing at them. " wonder what they're talking about..."  

[Epic Irony]

"Probably planning how to torture then kill me." Chris shrugged. "I might have sorta almost accidentally slaughtered quite a few of the guards in the process of being captured." He chuckled, and grinned. "But, you can't spell slaughter without laughter."

 

[94bubbles94]

"True. You did better than me. I was an idiot, and didn't use my full strength on them." She still felt like hitting herself for that.  

[--G L a -D O S- G i r l--]

Aki layed down looking at the gaurds. Suddenly a little swarm of puppies attacked them. She yawned and fell asleep.  

[94bubbles94]

Basil giggled a little as the puppies attacked them.  

[Pheonix of Angels]

Mistress Camile Dystra walked into the market once more. This time she was looking strict for only one, and a male. She glanced at some of the cages, and some seemed suitable. then one caught her eye. A half man, with wings. She walked over to him, "What's your name?"  

[Epic Irony]

Chris was right in the middle of the best part of the song, when some lady walked up and started talking. He couldn't hear her, the music was turned up too loud. So he popped an earbud out, and sat up. "'Scuse me?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

 

[Pheonix of Angels]

Dystra looked at him, "I asked you what your name was." she repeated herself. She saw him listening to music, and made a mental note of it.  

[Epic Irony]

"Chris... Ma'am," he added, almost as an afterthought. He even considered doing a little bow, but decided better of it. After all, he didn't want her getting the wrong idea... He had killed all of his previous fourteen masters.

 

[Pheonix of Angels]

Dystra nodded, "Well, Chris, I think you'll come home with me." she said, "Would you like that?" she asked him. She had to think a minute before asking him though, he would probably scare Yuki. Oh well, she would learn sooner or later.  

[Epic Irony]

"That depends. Are you one of those people who think it's fun to beat slaves, and then get all surprised when you end up gagging on your own intestines?" Chris asked, using the exact tone she had used in her own question. "If the answer is no, then I suppose I could learn to like it." His already crooked smirk grew to an even more crooked grin, and his claws clinked against the metal side of his bed.

 

[Pheonix of Angels]

Dystra's calm tone faded, replaced with an offensive one, "No, in fact my slaves have much freedom, and enjoy their life with me. However if you would prefer to strangle a master of yours, maybe I should leave and wait for one to come along that suits your liking." she said and stood straight backed.