Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Veruniel has no control over her penguin of death  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Dead Ed like to go to Veruniel's Penguin of Death for a cup of tea or two  

[lurichan]

Bell bell listens to nothing but opera and chanting all day long. It's part of a mail order brain washing seminar to take over England, but so far it's had no effect other than to annoy her.  

[Veruniel]

Lurichan is actually Queen Elizabeth II, but she posts on Gaia to pretend she's normal.  

[ketchakik]

Veruniel is an intergalactic beatneck smuggler of narcotic babyfood  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Ketchakik borrowed both of her gloves from OJ Simpson  

[Rellik San]

Dead Ed was the shooter on the grassy knoll.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Rellik San dances with the wolves to bond with his natural family  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Isobel is in fact not English - she's Martian O_o  

[Isobel Bellamy]

(you're supposed to lie in this!! rofl )

Dead Ed is not dead, but infact an immortal zombie master, who commands an army of the undead that likes to morris dance the night away  

[Rellik San]

Isobell is really the second comming.  

[CapnAlex]

Rellik San is secretly in command of the brain slug armada.  

[Rellik San]

Vabghar has a large collection of dust mites in a jar.  

[OverlordMMM]

Rellik San is really a puppet being controlled by the mimzy!!!.....  

[CapnAlex]

Overlord3000 is a spy sent forwards in time by the romans!