Lines You'll Never Hear

[Kittensaurex]

((Tee-hee, missing nin itachi copied doctor demento skit... ^-^))  

[Nospai Deathous]

Nelowulf

((nospai: The D&D wasn't ruined, it just stole some parts off of VG cats as well as the skit. That's where the rat-flail comes from.))

((Oh... that explains that. But some of the dialogue was changed. I know it all by heart, so i noticed.

Yeah, i have no life. = / ))  

[Darkened Angel]

In a Galaxy far far away, war was beginning.
* BOOM! *
Rebel Commander: What happen?
Protocol Droid: Statement: Somebody set up us the thermal detonator!
R3D9: Beep boo-boop! * whir *
Rebel Commander: What?
R3D9: Beep boop beep beep!
Rebel Commander: It's you!
Wookie: Rarrrrrrl! Rawwwwwwwwrrrrr! * whine-ish noise *
Rebel Commander: What you say?
Wookie: Rawwwwwwwrrrrrr! RAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!
R3D9: Beep boop! * whir *
Rebel Commander: Take off every X-Wing! You know what you doing! Move X-Wing! For the Rebellion!  

[Nospai Deathous]

Darkened Angel

In a Galaxy far far away, war was beginning.
* BOOM! *
Rebel Commander: What happen?
Protocol Droid: Statement: Somebody set up us the thermal detonator!
R3D9: Beep boo-boop! * whir *
Rebel Commander: What?
R3D9: Beep boop beep beep!
Rebel Commander: It's you!
Wookie: Rarrrrrrl! Rawwwwwwwwrrrrr! * whine-ish noise *
Rebel Commander: What you say?
Wookie: Rawwwwwwwrrrrrr! RAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!
R3D9: Beep boop! * whir *
Rebel Commander: Take off every X-Wing! You know what you doing! Move X-Wing! For the Rebellion!

((this had me laughing out loud for a long time))  

[Missing00]

Nelowulf

((nospai: The D&D wasn't ruined, it just stole some parts off of VG cats as well as the skit. That's where the rat-flail comes from.))

((Thanks for saying I didnt ruin it all))  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

Anakin: Master! I felt a disturbance in the force last night!

Obi-Wan: Really? Where was it?

Anakin: I'm not really sure...it was somewhere around you're room...and all around you...and that totally hot padawan chick who you talked to yesterday...

Obi-Wan: Well...um...I'm sure it was nothing...

Anakin: And how come I found this bra in your bed this morning?

Obi-Wan: Um...its...HEY!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!!!

Anakin: Um...checking out the disturbance with Padme...  

[Nospai Deathous]

((earlier speaking of star craft...

http://media.cube.ign.com/media/489/489844/img_2796382.html

= ) ))  

[Missing00]

The Kitsune Hanyou

Anakin: Master! I felt a disturbance in the force last night!

Obi-Wan: Really? Where was it?

Anakin: I'm not really sure...it was somewhere around you're room...and all around you...and that totally hot padawan chick who you talked to yesterday...

Obi-Wan: Well...um...I'm sure it was nothing...

Anakin: And how come I found this bra in your bed this morning?

Obi-Wan: Um...its...HEY!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!!!

Anakin: Um...checking out the disturbance with Padme...

(cont)

GL: hey...wait! There's no underwear in space!

Hot padawan chick: Screw you lucas!  

[Darkened Angel]

( When Ani kisses Padme at the end of 2 )

GL: And CUT! Okay, that's a wrap.

* Ani and Padme are making out *

GL: I said cut guys.

* Padme knocks Ani down, still making out *

GL: Uh... guys?
Camera Man: Dude, this is so awesome!

* Ani and Padme do things above a PG-13 rating *

The lost episode of Star Wars - Episode 2 1/2: Ani Gets Some. Already banned in 27 states! See it now before it's outlawed forever!  

[Nelowulf]

cont.

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[Darkened Angel]

Cont.

And don't miss out on this special offer:

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[Huor_Ar-Feiniel]

It is good.

-Yoda  

[Nospai Deathous]

Your hardest, you must try.
-Yoda  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

It's the In My Pants Game!

"You're just the way I remember you in my dreams in my pants." -Anakin

"Your presence is soothing in my pants." -Anakin

"Feel the force flowing through you in my pants." -Obi-Wan

"Feel. Don't think. Use your insticts in my pants." - Qui-gon

"I couldn't do that in my pants." -Padme

"We have a job to do in my pants." - Obi-Wan

"Im not in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you. I'm in it for the money in my pants." -Han

"You're finally back in my pants." -Padme

"I'm beginning to like her in my pants." -Han

"What is thy bidding, my master in my pants." -Vader

"I love you in my pants." -Padme

"Someone who loves you in my pants." Leia

"Let me help you in my pants." -Padme

And finally,

"No! Mom! No! Not...in my pants!" -Anakin

xd xd xd xd xd Isn't star wars fun? I noticed that most of these came from episode 2...says something about the movie...  

[Darkened Angel]

Ani: OH!
Padme: OH!
Ani: UGH!
Padme: UGH!
Ani: HUUUGH!
Padme: EEEGH!
Ani: Damn! These pickle jar lids are stuck on tight!
Padme: Tell me about it!