Vending Machine

[Historical]

You get a bag of diamond dust.
*Drops in a soldier pill*

 

[Novatone]

You receive 100 ninja soldiers to do your biddings.

(drops in baka brother)  

[What the Pho]

You get intelligent brother.

-inserts a spy-  

[Novatone]

You get a Itachi doll laughing like a maniac. O.O scary!!

(drops in a heart emote)  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get cheese_whine .

*inserts the screams of a puddle*  

[Lady Okori]

You get the Demon Brother's poison claws!

(inserts a recording of Naruto roaring in Kyuubi form)  

[Missing00]

you get a kyuubi tail.

-inserts the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 and 42-  

[Novatone]

You become a member of LOST and you have the other set of numbers that made them crash...jk...you receive a special book from Kakashi!!

*inserts fireworks*  

[What the Pho]

You get an explosion! XD

-Repairs machine and inserts an empty can-  

[Dez Nihvet]

you get a C4 explosive


-inserts gumball-  

[Lady Okori]

You get a Chouji plushie that is in his Human Bullet form! (Nikudan Sensha...you know, when he enlarges and rolls into a ball, bowling over anyone in his way...)

(inserts a vial of poison)

 

[cozzar]

You get jesus

pops in pie  

[Lady Okori]

You get dango!

(inserts leftover chakra that was sucked up by Samehada)  

[Sodatsu]

You get ramen

*drops in the Grim Reaper*  

[Historical]

You get psychiatric help.
*Drops in vodka*