Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To give Cale hemrroids.  

[Sol Walker]

FrozenPhoenix32

To give Cale hemrroids.

to force FP to learn how to effectively comprehend military tactics and tecniques and to also put him through a training course on naming Restistance Movements.
((The Community.
seriously man, what kind of government is going to take you seriously when your battlecry is "For the Community!"))  

[Aanika_Phaeton]

to discover the meaning behind every single inside joke anyone has ever made.  

[Missing00]

To think up a worse resistance name than "The Community". Perhaps "That one guy down the street who lives in the blue house."  

[elvisnake]

To, via a scientific procedure known only to a select few, determine the difference between butter, and 'I can't believe it's not butter'.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To understand that the Community was not originally a galactic resistance movement.  

[elvisnake]

To use up all of the good names in the galaxy, so everyone else is left with stuff like 'the community'  

[Missing00]

To make a sequel to a movie about bounty hunters where, at the end, the main character is eaten by a sarlacc and a bounty hunter who we thought was dead comes back.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To make love to a Jawa.  

[Darkened Angel]

To leave the Jawa the next morning for an Ewok.  

[Nelowulf]

To leave the ewok the next morning, bypass DA, and hook up with a Gamhorrean instead.  

[Darkened Angel]

To find out why they can't view the Colloseum thread, since it says Permission Error - You are not authorized to view this thread.  

[elvisnake]

To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.  

[Nelowulf]

To explain to DA the colloseum thread is no longer up and running, and therefore is impossible to view. also, to extend the offer of modeling in the upcoming leia slave outfit.  

[Sol Walker]

To have DA be the winners prize for every colluseum match, effectively turning her into a human Stanley Cup that must be returned weekly.