Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Rushed xx]

...Random insultive to meh o.o''  

[zrp]

cus you're too smexy ;3  

[Farrago]

Because you just died. >:]  

[ChampangeSuga]

Beacause you have a tail >:3  

[jambajay777]

because on have a cat on head!  

[Farrago]

Because I have no idea what you just said. stare

obv.  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

coz ur a mermaid and i like someone else  

[Rushed xx]

Because yuur hat is too big to smuggle in mah pants :3

 

[--Beckys Nightmare--]

I need some kinda miracle…

Because his hat is too big to smuggle in your pants....

(Running outta ideas....)

...to shake me from this confusion.

 

[Farrago]

Insane Demon Monkey: Because you can't recognize a Dewgong when you see one. stare

CityLights-SparkleEyes: Because you want a hat in your pants and not me. scream

xxx-BrokenBecky-xxx: Because you're running out of ideas. xd  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

because your some sort of jewish mermaid (thats what dewgong means right???)  

[Xx_Corrupted_Taco_xX]

cuz you dont like jewish mermaids

 

[Toxicated Hugs]

@ Insane kid;
Dewgong is a type of pokemon.

And I divorced you because you smelled too nice.  

[KiraAlexxa23]

First off, yay for Pokemon nerds! Second, because you posted a pic of Dewgong  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

i divorse you because you are still married to the persone above you