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Crop circles are Chuck Norris way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.  

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.  

[AgentKaz]

Bill Nye blinded Thomas Dolby with science.  

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.  

[AgentKaz]

While the general public knows him as Chuck Norris, Bill Nye knows him as the Roundhouse Kicking Machine of Science.  

[Nathan Explosions]

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.  

[AgentKaz]

Some people can recite the first few thousand digits of pi. Bill Nye can recite the last thousand digits of pi.  

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.  

[AgentKaz]

Hahaha. Okay, I'm done with Bill Nye jokes. There're more, but I don't feel like posting them. xd Bleh.  

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.  

[_kumiko-chan92_]

chuck norris played russian roulet with a fully loaded gun...and won